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Facts About Lazy People #389479305784

You were too lazy to read that number

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Two interesting facts about me:

1: My Penis is the exact length of two IKEA pencils.

2: I've got a lifetime ban from IKEA!

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2 interesting facts about me

* 1) My dick is not as big as a footlong at Subway
* 2) I'm no longer allowed in Subway

10 facts about Diarrhea

#2 will surprise you!

Fun Facts about ants

So as you may or may not know, ants have many breeds, but above these breeds, two general groups can be seen in ants around the world. These groups are the Macro ants (Big ants), and the Micro ants (Small ants).

Multiple different breeds of ants can be found in each of the two groups (Such ...

10 Facts about you

1.You're reading this

2.You think that's stupid

4.You didn't notice I missed out 3

5.Now your checking it

6.Now you're getting upset

8.You didn't notice I missed out 7

9.Now your checking

10.Your wondering how many times you can fall or the same trick...

I was just reading an article of ten facts about diarrhoea.

Number 2 will really surprise you!

Fun facts about Germany

No fun in Germany.
Go back to work !

Here are some facts about the Mariana Trench

Hang on, they're pretty deep

Wheres the best place to find facts about african wildlife?

Safari...

10 Facts about the Narnia movies:

#10 - All of them came out of the closet.

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Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

Two facts about me, 1) When I die I have arranged for my remains to be spread around the Houses of Parliament.

2) I don't want to be cremated.

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Global Facts About Sex

At any given moment:

FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex (i.e. right now);

FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing;

FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex;

FACT: A few less fortunate are reading emails & web postings;

You hang in there!

Here’s my top 5 fun facts about Spider-Man’s Sinister Six!

One will shock you!

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Fun facts about England Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.

But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods.....

#8 will blow your mind!

I know 10 facts about you..believe Me

Fact 1: You are reading this.


Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.


Fact 3: You just tried it.


Fact 4: You're smiling.


Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.


Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. <...

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon...


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For school, I had to write a report about how the human eye works

So I asked my dad if he knew any facts about the human eye. After a moment of thought, he responded:

"The human auditory range is 20 to 20,000 Hz".

Confused, I asked: "What does that have to do with the eye, dad?"

"Nothing," he replied. "It's ear-relevant."

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A guy gets on a Greyhound bus and finds a seat next to an attractive lady.

They say hello and chat a bit, then the lady decides to read for a few hours.
When she finally sets her book down, the man notices the book is titled "True, Unusual, and Medical Facts About Sex".
He says, "That must be quite an interesting book."
"Yes," she says, " it's got some amazing inf...

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She tu...

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Three years ago I mistakenly bought my son a giant conch shell…

I have a son who’s on the spectrum. It’s quite common for people like him to latch onto one specific topic and become an absolute encyclopedia about it. Some people choose trains, some a cartoon. For my son, this was mollusks. Interesting topic I know, but it seemed to be a pretty good deal for us b...

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor...

And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

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