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Identified Jokes

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Scientists have identified a food that completely kills sex drive in women.

It's called "wedding cake."

My dad recently told me he identified as a woman

I had no idea, but I'm glad he was transparent.

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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.

She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.”
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.
“I’ll give you a hint,” said t...

I told my mom i identified as a helicopter.

She said: Props to you.

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I think I've identified why roses represent love

They’re thorny

Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it’s been eaten.

It’s called a wedding cake!

They've identified patient zero of the coronavirus

It's Batman.

Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy.

They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach.
They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by.
The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer short...

Russia has identified the first Russian to be diagnosed with coronavirus.

Ivan Chestikoff.

Someone pees "Brezhnev is stupid" into the snow

Someone pees "Brezhnev is stupid" into the snow on the Red Square.
The KGB immediately starts an investigation, the results are in the next day:
\- Comrade Brezhnev, be strong. Our doctors confirmed the urine belongs to comrade Gromiko.
Brezhnev defeatedly leans back in his chair. ...

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Bubba died in a fire

Bubba died in a fire last night. His body was burned so badly that he couldn't be identified by most of his family.

That is, until his best friends Jim and Cletus were called. Jim and Cletus knew Bubba all his life, and they were certain they could identify Bubba for the coroner.

When ...

My mother recently admitted to me that she identified as a man.

I haven't seen much of her since she came out as transparent.

I've always identified with Professor Calamitous from Jimmy Neutron...

But I never bothered to figure out why.

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