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Earnings Jokes

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I like to give a percentage of my earnings to Charity....

......and other strippers.

I’m a good man. I give about 50% of my earnings to Charity.

Except for when she’s not working…Then I give it to Destiny.

The UK just passed a law so that corporations have to post earnings statements in public spaces to be accessible, like in parks, metro stations, high-density residential areas...

And the words of the profits are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Apple better watch its quarterly earnings, its latest iPhone has competition

It's called Charmin Ultra Soft

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Nate and the chicken

Nate had just gotten out of prison, after serving a 5 year sentence for drug possession. He wanted to get laid, so he went to a brothel. The rates were well out of his price range, as he only had $20, but the madam of the brothel said, "Ok. I'll cut you a deal. We have a chicken you can fuck. Now, I...

Why did the woman wear condom earnings?

So she wouldn’t get hearing aids

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