Today I'm making fish cakes covered in bread crumbs.
It will be a challenge because I've never been covered in breadcrumbs before.
Fish cake
A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you have fish cakes?”
The chap behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”.
A man walks into a bakery with a 25lb haddock under his arm.
He asks the baker, "do you make fish cakes?".
The slightly confused baker replies that they don't.
"That's a shame", replies the man. "It's his birthday today".
The boy is at his girlfriend's house making out with her on the couch...
... when they hear her parents coming back home. They quickly sit up straight, fix their hair and pretend to be watching TV. The mom says "I brought some food, are you guys hungry?" They go to the table and the boy says "mmmm this fish cake is delicious!" The mom says "go wash yo...
A man walks into the bakers...
A man walks into the bakers with a salmon under his arm. He asks the woman behind the counter "Excuse me, do you serve fish cakes?"
The woman replies, "Of course we don't!"
The man points to the fish and shouts - "Well what am I supposed to do?! Its his birthday!"
A man with a fish goes into a store...
A fisherman walks in with a fish and says to the owner 'Hey! Have you got any fish cakes?' The owner replies with 'No, sorry' The fisherman replies 'That's unfortunate - it's his birthday as well!'
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