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Cakes Jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.



You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

It's my cake day, so better post a joke about cakes... Why couldn't the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake?

Because he was already stuffed...

Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!

How are climate models like birthday cakes?

If you pay someone to bake you one, they can make it say whatever you want.

Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cakes. I would highly recommend them.

They are the best thing since Sly's bread.

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Quasi NSFW

A boy comes home from school at 7PM. His dad is PISSED.

"Where have you been?"

The son replies "I was at Megan's house. We were studying for tomorrow's algebra test."

He grabs a snack off the table and says "Wow, dad, these crab cakes are delicious!"

Dad says, "Go wash ...

Today I'm making fish cakes covered in bread crumbs.

It will be a challenge because I've never been covered in breadcrumbs before.

Which cakes are the saddest?

Wedding cakes - because they often end up in tiers!

My mum made me some cakes using molasses.

Apparently it’s the tastiest part of a mole

Dave Grohl’s kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we’re one short.

Dave Grohl: I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!

A guy wants a divorce. He tells the judge "I cant take it anymore she's out going from bar to bar every night way past midnight"

The judge responds "what's she doing"

The guy says "looking for me"

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A man walks into a bakery with a 25lb haddock under his arm.

He asks the baker, "do you make fish cakes?".

The slightly confused baker replies that they don't.

"That's a shame", replies the man. "It's his birthday today".

Does everyone love to bake cakes for policemen?

Some do, some donut.

What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?

Desserted!

It's my cake day so here is my cake joke...

A man walks into a bakery with a salmon under his arm and says “do you have fish cakes?” The man behind the counter replies, “No”.
“That’s a pity, it’s his birthday”

Cake

Went into a new bakers today where all the cakes were 50p.
Noticed one cake, however, that cost £1
Asked the baker why?…

…’Oh, that’s Madeira cake’




Not my joke, but my favourite cake joke for my cake day!

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[NSFW] Baking cakes

A teenage boy wants to have sex with his girlfriend, but tells his parents that she's coming over to help him bake cakes while they're at work.

After doing the deed and spending some time with her, he walks her home before returning to his own house, his younger brother having arrived home i...

If I have 137 cakes and I eat 69 cakes what do I have

Diabetes

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