The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”
Time passes. The patrons filter out. Eventually the bartender grows old. His children mourn him at his passing, and meet the grave in their turn. The city crumbles under the intrigues of time and war, and new cities lay their foundations upon the old. These, too, crumble. Humanity itself grows old, ...
Little Johnny discovers a lamp when cleaning Dave's house
It was quite dusty so little johnny decided to give it a rub.
Poof! Emerged the genie.
Genie: My child. You have ended my sorrow. I give you one wish.
Johnny: I want a space elevator.
Genie: I would love to grant that but infact its too much work even for me. <...
I found out why no new posts were showing up on r/jokes today
Apparently they were just testing what happens when they set automod to filter out reposts.
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