Air Filter Jokes

They are standing at a harbor and they've been arguing for hours. The American says "Our subs have such efficient air filter systems that they can stay underwater for months at a time".

The Russian replies:"A few months? Laughsble. Our Russian subs have such advanced air filters that they ca... read more

She tells him it's not running well. Later he calls to say it's all set, come get it.

"What was wrong with it?" she asks.

"Nothing really, just shit in the air filter."

"Oh. Huh. How often do I hafta do that?"

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by an Asian man clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" while pointing at a truckful of car exhausts. Mr Mandela says, "I believe you have the wrong address" and shuts the door. T... read more