I asked an adult film star if she'd go out with me, and she said...
I'm too fucking busy, and busy fucking too.
Did you hear about that new threesome adult film starring a physicist?
It's called, "The Double-slit Experiment".
Reddit should all come together and create a film starring Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep about a newspaper uncovering a US government cover up.
It would be the greatest rePost of all time.
A sperm talks to another sperm and says
„One day I will become a film star“ the other says „I will become a businessman“. Then a bread crumb passes by and says „forget it guys, we‘re in the stomach“
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