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Film Director Jokes

Why couldn’t Lorena Bobbitt be a successful film director?

Every time she yelled “CUT”, the male actors fled the set.

What would you call a Hollywood film director who is isolating from Covid

Quentin Quarantino.

I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

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It's 1956 and iconic film director Cecil B. DeMille isgetting ready to shoot the most expensive scene ever filmed: the parting of the Red Sea in his movie "The Ten Commandments."

The scene required 2200 extras and 800 animals and could be shot only once. So DeMille arranged for one not, not two, not even three cameras but four camera/cameraman set-ups surrounding the scene.

Everything's in place. DeMille shouts, "Cameras! Action!" and the scene unfolds. The moment it...

Horror film director George A Romero has died…

Give him a few minutes...

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A film director is getting ready early in the morning to start work.

It's 6am. There's a knock at his trailer door. He answers and a crew member tells him that they've been postponing too long and have to get to work asap.

The director knows this but appreciates the reminder. He only has time to get dressed, no brushing his teeth, no eating, nothing else. ...

I've only told my closest friend that I lost my job as a film director.

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## I don't want to make a scene.

Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs?

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