I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

What would you call a Hollywood film director who is isolating from Covid

Quentin Quarantino.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A film director is getting ready early in the morning to start work.

It's 6am. There's a knock at his trailer door. He answers and a crew member tells him that they've been postponing too long and have to get to work asap.

The director knows this but appreciates the reminder. He only has time to get dressed, no brushing his teeth, no eating, nothing else. ...

I've only told my closest friend that I lost my job as a film director.

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## I don't want to make a scene.

Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs?

Michael Bay Leaves

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