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Starred Jokes

A woman 14 days into her menstrual cycle starred in a Broadway play

She got a standing ovulation
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My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London.

On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me the recipe though.

Apparently he had to sign a naan disclosure agreement.
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I starred in an award winning one man show...

about my life growing up in a small town. Because I love them so much, I bought my grandparents expensive box seats to see it. After the show they were so excited to tell me how great it was. My grandpa looked at me with pride in his eyes and said, “Congratulations. You played yourself.”
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If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar...

He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.
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What's the difference between Mike Myers and Michael Myers?

Michael Myers starred in a successful movie in the last decade.
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I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts

Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers
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