I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I've ever seen

I’m making a documentary series about how to fly planes.

I'm currently filming the pilot.

Dave: I’m making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don’t want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

Have y'all seen that new frog documentary?

It's ribbiting

I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.

They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.

My wife walks in and asks, “Is that the Hoover Dam?”

Me: “No, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”

Her: “Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.”

Me: “Honey, don’t be a dam...

I watched a documentary on mushrooms tonight.

I'll probably watch them all like that from now on.

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the v...

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A TV crew was on a remote village making a documentary…

…they stopped a villager and asked him if he would tell a happy anecdote for the camera. The man smiled, gave a deep, longing breath and told “well, there was this time when Sven’s sheep got lost, so it wandered up the mountain, so we got together to look for it. We searched and searched all day lon...

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I was watching TV and the announcer said that there was a documentary about the clitoris on the red button...

But I couldn’t find it.

What’s a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson?

A Rock Doc

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub's doing even better!

Yesterday, I watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It was non friction.

Have you heard of the government documentary “White-Out”?

Probably not, I heard it got covered up.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

I was watching a documentary about how ships are put together the other day...

**It was riveting.**

What is the one thing you should never say during a 9/11 documentary

Jenga

I watched a documentary on marijuana last night.

I really enjoyed it. From now on that's how i'm going to watch all documentaries.

What did the YouTuber who wanted to collaborate on a documentary about Corona Virus say to the other YouTuber?

Want to make a Co vid?

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Movie pitch for a documentary

Movie pitch: a virus is spreading rapidly around the world, people are panic buying toilet paper and the fate of humanity relies on collage kids not partying.

WORKING TITLE: PARTY POOPER

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Did you hear they're finally making a documentary about the invention of the wristwatch?

It's about time.

Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

It's called "Hairy Potter".

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

A documentary about where cancer comes from.

Finding chemo

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African Penis Growth Technique

A couple was watching a documentary about an African tribe. They learned that when

each male member of this particular tribe reaches a certain age, he has a string with a

weight attached to it tied around his penis. After a while the weight stretches the penis until it's 20 inches lo...

A father and son are watching a documentary about evolution...

...the boy had already watched this episode and was viewing it again carefully as he found it a bit confusing as to what the different prehistoric animals were evolving into. He recalled this episode ended with an ant-like insect becoming a crustacean-like animal. By the end he said 'Ep seen, did an...

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle...

"Graze Anatomy"

What do you call a documentary about a trombone

A slideshow

I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He’d make a better thriller

I recently saw a documentary about bridges.

It was the most suspenseful documentary I have seen.

I watched a documentary on mathematical functions last night, but was really disappointed.

The plot line was predictable. The special f(x) was awful too.

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

I watched a documentary on how to stay awake...

It was a real eye-opener.

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Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn’t realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

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Did you know if you took all the human blood vessels and layed them out end to end

You would go to prison and they would make a documentary about you. You sick fuck

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"

Netflix shouts to the statistician, "Your documentary is coming!"

I just saw a documentary about the sinking of the Titanic

It was Riveting

I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day

It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

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My cute roommate and I are stuck in quarantine, sitting on the couch watching Netflix. [NSFW]

"I really want to watch this documentary on this Olympic runner," she says. "But fair warning: the guy is so attractive, I might not be able to stop myself from masturbating."


"Usain Bolt?" I asked.


"No, I'm saying stay..."

I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.

It was amazing.

I’m making a documentary on the history of female menstruation...

It’s a period piece.

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

After Peter Jackson’s successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.

Spoiler: France invades first.

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Have you heard about the documentary on an average cops view of a black man in america

Pokemon: Gotta Catch em all

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Nettflix is making a documentary

Netflix is apparently making a documentary about a country where it's illegal to have sex

They're calling it ban-the-snatch

Just watched a documentary about stroke survivors

Very one sided

The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion

I guess they just ate what was lion around.

I watched a documentary on how they make boats.

It was rivetting

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

So i was thinking of making a documentary on SoundCloud Rappers...

I was gonna call it "Fifty Shades of AYE"

Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?

I've only seen the trailer.

I just watched a terrible documentary on how to build a time machine.

That’s an hour of my life that I’ll probably get back.

What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?

A *πrate*

A school finally decided it's ok to show their students a documentary about menstrual cycles.

It was about bloody time.

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

I just watched a documentary about the cutthroat world of the gold rush.

It was pretty metal.

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I just watched a documentary on blackouts...

It was dark as fuck.

Ken Burns has revealed the title of his documentary about software piracy:

The Warez

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I just watched a documentary where they tortured a guy and force fed him charcoal and black tar until he couldn't anymore...

That shit was dark man.

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?

It’s called “An Inconvenient Tooth”.

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel...

Ground Breaking Stuff.

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A reporter goes to make a documentary in a small village in siberia

So a reporter goes to a small village in siberia to make a documentary about it. So he interviews the oldest man in town and asks him to tell him a story that happened in the village. So the old man goes : "Well, there was this one time Vladimir's goat got lost in the woods. So all the villagers gat...

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.

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Warner Brothers Pictures is proud to announce a gripping documentary drama about living with the realities of premature ejaculation.

Coming Soon

I saw a documentary on frogs the other day...

It was ribbeting.

I saw a documentary about disabled people

It wasn't too moving

Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.

I think I'll watch it one more time.

I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good!

Especially that ending, what a twist.

I watched a terrible documentary on traffic signals.

Who green-lights these things?

I got detention once

because my teacher said "we're watching a documentary on drugs" and I said "cool, and what's the documentary about?"

There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car.

I couldn't get into it.

Watched a documentary on frogs today

It was ribbitting

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Have you seen the new documentary about constipation?

No? That's because it hasn't come out yet.

My shitty (re)post of the day.

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Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians.

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in his headdress, "Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?" His
reply was, "Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feathe...

My wife an I were sat watching a documentary about plastic surgery earlier..

"Oo, I'd love a bit of that." She said, dreamily. "It'd be great to step out with a different shaped nose."
So I've swapped the doormat for a rake.

A man was studying to be a filmmaker...

Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...

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So I just watched a documentary about a blind magician porn star...

He was a master of missed erections.

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I'm making a documentary...

I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*.

Today I watched a documentary about crustaceans and I saw a crab take another crab's food...

...crabs can be so shellfish right?

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