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Just watched a documentary about beavers.

Best dam show I've ever seen.

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I heard there was a documentary on Netflix about the clitoris

I couldn’t find it.

I watched this documentary last night on mushrooms

I think that's how I'm going to watch all of them from now on.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

It was riveting.

I watched a documentary about the first test of the A-bomb.

It was a real blast from the past.

I watched a documentary on LSD the other day.

I think all documentaries should be watched that way.

A friend of mine just saw a documentary on the Chernobyl disaster..

He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980’s and was able to count at least 8 inaccuracies on one hand

A journalist was visiting a completely isolated tribe for a documentary...

As she was leaving, she asks her translator to tell their leader that she had a great time, but needed to go now.

the leader seems to be sad, and her translator explains what he said: "he doesn't want you to leave, he really likes your company."

she apologizes, but insists she has to l...

My wife said, “Let’s honour his memory by watching a two hour documentary on Meatloaf.’

I said, “I’ll do anything for love, but I can’t do that.”

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub is doing even better!

I watched a documentary about cranes today...

...it was very uplifting

Netflix is soon releasing an extremely realistic documentary series about the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale is shot before a live audience.

I'm making a documentary about the American education system.

Shooting starts soon.

I just saw a great documentary on how they built the Eiffel Tower.

I'm not gonna lie, it was riveting.

Anyone else watch the documentary on the construction of the Brooklyn Bridge?

It was riveting

The Superman 2 movie and a documentary about the Moon Landing had accidently been scheduled at the same time for the Lunar Background part of the movie lot. They argued about who should get to use it first, but then they remembered:

Neil before Zod.

I was watching a really good documentary about Quantum physics the other day



But I decided to stop watching in case I affected the outcome

Have you seen the documentary from 2010 about the Pixar movie display case?

It holds Up.

I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in.

What you watching?

Sci-fi.

I watched a documentary about the bikini.

It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.

A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the v...

I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia...

It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.

Finally a documentary full of watches, hourglasses, and sundials.

It's about time.

Prehistoric

Last night I watched a documentary about a prehistoric people who wandered wherever they liked...they were called Meanderthals.

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

I just finished watching a mediocre documentary on mathematical functions.

The plot was predictable and the special f(x) was terrible.

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart”
Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

we're currently filming the pilot

My dad was telling me about a documentary about the human body when it's constipated.

Unfortunately, it hasn't come out yet.

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A TV crew was on a remote village making a documentary…

…they stopped a villager and asked him if he would tell a happy anecdote for the camera. The man smiled, gave a deep, longing breath and told “well, there was this time when Sven’s sheep got lost, so it wandered up the mountain, so we got together to look for it. We searched and searched all day lon...

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

Yesterday, I watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It was non friction.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

What’s a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson?

A Rock Doc

I recently saw a documentary about bridges.

It was the most suspenseful documentary I have seen.

A father and son are watching a documentary about evolution...

...the boy had already watched this episode and was viewing it again carefully as he found it a bit confusing as to what the different prehistoric animals were evolving into. He recalled this episode ended with an ant-like insect becoming a crustacean-like animal. By the end he said 'Ep seen, did an...

What do you call a documentary about a trombone

A slideshow

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

Dave: I’m making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don’t want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

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I was watching TV and the announcer said that there was a documentary about the clitoris on the red button...

But I couldn’t find it.

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle...

"Graze Anatomy"

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

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Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn’t realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He’d make a better thriller

Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

It's called "Hairy Potter".

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?

I've only seen the trailer.

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Movie pitch for a documentary

Movie pitch: a virus is spreading rapidly around the world, people are panic buying toilet paper and the fate of humanity relies on collage kids not partying.

WORKING TITLE: PARTY POOPER

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Did you hear they're finally making a documentary about the invention of the wristwatch?

It's about time.

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

A documentary about where cancer comes from.

Finding chemo

A school finally decided it's ok to show their students a documentary about menstrual cycles.

It was about bloody time.

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.

It was amazing.

I watched a documentary on how they make boats.

It was rivetting

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times

It was a great period piece.

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

I watched a documentary about stroke survivors last night.

It was a bit one sided.

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

In honour of the new Michael Jackson documentary, McDonalds is issuing a new McJacko burger...

A fifty year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

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The shepherd and the lost goat

A TV crew was filming a documentary in a small mountain village, and for their ending sequence they wanted to interview one of the many shepherds around.

\- So, could you tell us about a happy memory being a shepherd here?
\- A happy memory... mmmh... Yes, see, there was that time. A goa...

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel...

Ground Breaking Stuff.

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?

A *πrate*

I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day

It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger

I just watched a terrible documentary on how to build a time machine.

That’s an hour of my life that I’ll probably get back.

After Peter Jackson’s successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.

Spoiler: France invades first.

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

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Have you heard about the documentary on an average cops view of a black man in america

Pokemon: Gotta Catch em all

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Nettflix is making a documentary

Netflix is apparently making a documentary about a country where it's illegal to have sex

They're calling it ban-the-snatch

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.

The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion

I guess they just ate what was lion around.

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

So i was thinking of making a documentary on SoundCloud Rappers...

I was gonna call it "Fifty Shades of AYE"

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

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Just saw a documentary about Japanese men with inflatable girlfriends. Seems like they're out of the gene pool.

Even if they were in the pool, they'd be fine.

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A reporter goes to make a documentary in a small village in siberia

So a reporter goes to a small village in siberia to make a documentary about it. So he interviews the oldest man in town and asks him to tell him a story that happened in the village. So the old man goes : "Well, there was this one time Vladimir's goat got lost in the woods. So all the villagers gat...

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

I just watched a documentary about the cutthroat world of the gold rush.

It was pretty metal.

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I just watched a documentary on blackouts...

It was dark as fuck.

I was watching a documentary about family killers.

A father had killed his wife and their two kids. A friend of the family said of the wife, "She stayed because she didn't want the kids to grow up in a broken home."

I said, "Well, they didn't..."

Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?

It’s called “An Inconvenient Tooth”.

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"Your happiest memory.."

A TV crew is shooting a documentary in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview oldest man in the village. The reporter asks him: "John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, as a man who has lived in this remote village all his life...

"Well, th...

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