I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…

…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

I saw a documentary about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage

But I think this sub is doing even better!

I'm making a documentary about the American education system.

Shooting starts soon.

I was watching a really good documentary about Quantum physics the other day



But I decided to stop watching in case I affected the outcome

My buddy just saw the Chernobyl documentary. As someone that grew up there he said it was really inaccurate.

He was able to count 6 errors on one hand.

I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.

Netflix is soon releasing an extremely realistic documentary series about the life of Abraham Lincoln.

The finale is shot before a live audience.

Did you hear they're making a documentary about Arnold Schwarzenegger's work in comedy?

It's called Pumping Irony.

Have you seen the documentary from 2010 about the Pixar movie display case?

It holds Up.

Just been speaking to a mate of mine, he's just seen the Chernobyl documentary.

He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count at least 11 historical inaccuracies on one hand.

I was playing a flat earth documentary on Netflix when my wife walked in.

What you watching?

Sci-fi.

I watched a documentary about hydroelectricity last night.

Best dam movie I’ve seen in a while.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I heard there was a documentary about clitoris on Netflix

I couldn't find it.

I watched a documentary about the bikini.

It was a two-part series and it was very revealing.

I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia...

It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.

Finally a documentary full of watches, hourglasses, and sundials.

It's about time.

Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster....

Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"

I just finished watching a mediocre documentary on mathematical functions.

The plot was predictable and the special f(x) was terrible.

A journalist goes to Russia for a documentary. In a little village he saw an old man and asked him to narrate a typical happy story of his village.

The old man smiled and began:"One day, a long time ago, my goat got lost in the mountains. As is our tradition, all the men of the village gathered to drink vodka first and then looked for the goat. When we finally found her, as is our tradition, we all drank some more vodka and all the men in the v...

A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says “I’ll play the part of Mozart”
Liam Neeson says “I’ll make a great Beethoven”
Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach”

My dad was telling me about a documentary about the human body when it's constipated.

Unfortunately, it hasn't come out yet.

So they made a documentary on Netflix about Madeline McCann....

8 episodes, roughly 8 hours, and if you watched it you watched her more than her parents did.

A moving documentary on hereditary digestive conditions

Runs in the Family

I watched a documentary about Mario the other day

The moment he decided to start eating green mushroom was truly a life-changing event.

What did everyone think of the Challenger documentary on Netflix?

I only saw bits and pieces.

I'm making a new documentary on how to fly a plane

we're currently filming the pilot

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A TV crew was on a remote village making a documentary…

…they stopped a villager and asked him if he would tell a happy anecdote for the camera. The man smiled, gave a deep, longing breath and told “well, there was this time when Sven’s sheep got lost, so it wandered up the mountain, so we got together to look for it. We searched and searched all day lon...

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

Yesterday, I watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It was non friction.

Dave: I’m making a documentary about my life.

Dave: And, I think you should play the role of my father.

Friend: I don’t want to be your father.

Dave: Perfect, you already know your lines.

What’s a Documentary about Dwayne Johnson?

A Rock Doc

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The shepherd and the lost goat

A TV crew was filming a documentary in a small mountain village, and for their ending sequence they wanted to interview one of the many shepherds around.

\- So, could you tell us about a happy memory being a shepherd here?
\- A happy memory... mmmh... Yes, see, there was that time. A goa...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was watching TV and the announcer said that there was a documentary about the clitoris on the red button...

But I couldn’t find it.

I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red Terror genocide...

...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.

I recently saw a documentary about bridges.

It was the most suspenseful documentary I have seen.

Have you heard of the government documentary “White-Out”?

Probably not, I heard it got covered up.

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

A father and son are watching a documentary about evolution...

...the boy had already watched this episode and was viewing it again carefully as he found it a bit confusing as to what the different prehistoric animals were evolving into. He recalled this episode ended with an ant-like insect becoming a crustacean-like animal. By the end he said 'Ep seen, did an...

What do you call a documentary about a trombone

A slideshow

I watched a documentary on the feeding behaviors and biology of cattle...

"Graze Anatomy"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Movie pitch for a documentary

Movie pitch: a virus is spreading rapidly around the world, people are panic buying toilet paper and the fate of humanity relies on collage kids not partying.

WORKING TITLE: PARTY POOPER

Just watched the Netflix documentary on Chewbacca's porcelain talents...

It's called "Hairy Potter".

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"Your happiest memory.."

A TV crew is shooting a documentary in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview oldest man in the village. The reporter asks him: "John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, as a man who has lived in this remote village all his life...

"Well, th...

I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He’d make a better thriller

A documentary about where cancer comes from.

Finding chemo

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Just saw the Michael Jackson documentary

I didn’t realize how many kids were butt-hurt after Leaving Neverland

I just watched a documentary about anorexia.

The research was a little thin.

Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Celtic vs. Rangers

(Celtic and Rangers are rival Scottish football teams, the fans are *not* fond of each other.)

At the Celtic vs. Rangers match, Jimmy, a Celtic fan accidentally ends up with the Rangers fans.

To his bad luck, he is spotted just as Celtic score.
A huge, drunk and angry Scotsman walks...

I watched a documentary on how to stay awake...

It was a real eye-opener.

Ever watch a documentary about joining steel together?

It can be riveting.

I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.

It was amazing.

The Lorena Bobbitt documentary was very informative and well directed, my only criticism is that it was way too long

They should have cut half of it.

Have you seen the new documentary about white trash?

I've only seen the trailer.

I watched a documentary on how they make boats.

It was rivetting

A school finally decided it's ok to show their students a documentary about menstrual cycles.

It was about bloody time.

I watched a great documentary on menstruation in Victorian times

It was a great period piece.

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

I watched a documentary about stroke survivors last night.

It was a bit one sided.

I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day

It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger

A documentary about the history of the computer desktop was recently given an R rating...

Turns out every icon was a little graphic.

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

That new Madeleine McCann documentary on Netflix was great and all...

It just felt like there was something still missing...

After Peter Jackson’s successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.

Spoiler: France invades first.

What do you call a man who illegally downloaded a documentary about circles?

A *πrate*

I saw the new Madeline McCann documentary last night, don’t want to spoil the ending but...

They got away with it.

I just watched a terrible documentary on how to build a time machine.

That’s an hour of my life that I’ll probably get back.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Have you heard about the documentary on an average cops view of a black man in america

Pokemon: Gotta Catch em all

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Nettflix is making a documentary

Netflix is apparently making a documentary about a country where it's illegal to have sex

They're calling it ban-the-snatch

The other day I saw a documentary of hyenas eating the remains of a dead lion

I guess they just ate what was lion around.

Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel...

Ground Breaking Stuff.

So i was thinking of making a documentary on SoundCloud Rappers...

I was gonna call it "Fifty Shades of AYE"

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

I watched a documentary about how pickles are made.

It was jarring.

Did you see that documentary about the death penalty?

Tired concept, great execution.

I just watched a documentary about the cutthroat world of the gold rush.

It was pretty metal.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just watched a documentary on blackouts...

It was dark as fuck.

I watched a documentary about the 1936 summer Olympics in Berlin

It seemed like a wonderful event, but it made me uneasy every time the officials said, "Let's make this a good, clean race."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A reporter goes to make a documentary in a small village in siberia

So a reporter goes to a small village in siberia to make a documentary about it. So he interviews the oldest man in town and asks him to tell him a story that happened in the village. So the old man goes : "Well, there was this one time Vladimir's goat got lost in the woods. So all the villagers gat...

Did you see that documentary about wisdom teeth?

It’s called “An Inconvenient Tooth”.

I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good!

Especially that ending, what a twist.

Watched a pretty good Daft Punk documentary last night.

I think I'll watch it one more time.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.