During the Pontius Pilate number in Jesus Christ Superstar, I thought the orchestra hit a wrong note, but they were actually changing key and it was Pilate who didn’t keep up.
So I thought it was caused faulty instrumentation but it was really due to Pilate error.
Why did the founder of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, get married to the tennis superstar Serena Williams?
Redditors are always looking for better servers.
It’s a little known fact that superstar actor Yul Brynner was a huge Liverpool F.C fan. He also refused to use aftershave as it made his skin come up in hives.....
Yul never wore cologne!
World renowned singer-songwriter Billy Joel questioned about Fox News tree blaze
Authorities in New York City say that they briefly questioned award-winning musical superstar William Martin Joel about his potential involvement in a Wednesday morning blaze of the Christmas tree in front of Fox NewsCorp's headquarters in Midtown Manhattan.
Police say they questioned the 72 ...
Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car.
It's a Jag.u.r.
[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.
He calls it faux-pho-phobia.
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Three men crash land on a desert island, 3 days later they find a magic lamp in the sand on the beach
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The men get very excited about the lamp and as they dust the sand away it hums and buzzes before a genie emerges in a puff of blue smoke.
"You have freed me from my prison," says the Genie, "For this, I will give...
Finding a striker
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably im...
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...
“Why do you practice basketball everyday, son?”
“Why do you practice basketball everyday, son?” the Father Nebula asked his son, Little Nebula, when he saw him dribbling a ball.
“Because I want to be a superstar someday, Dad,” Little Nebula replied.
“Im proud of you, son.” Father Nebula hugged his child.