Why did the founder of Reddit, Alexis Ohanian, get married to the tennis superstar Serena Williams?
Redditors are always looking for better servers.
I accidentally swallowed some poison last night, and I had the strangest hallucination.
I was looking out of my window, and a group of former athletes walked by. Baseball players Don Mattingly, Pete Rose, and Ray Knight we’re talking with Konrad Dorn, an Austrian hockey player. Football superstars Troy Aikman and Emmett Smith were carrying guitars.
Next, a group of men from the ...
[OC?I just heard that superstar Phil Collins has an irrational fear of eating an inauthentic Vietnamese noodle dish.
He calls it faux-pho-phobia.
Pop superstar, Will.i.am, has just bought a new car.
It's a Jag.u.r.
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Three men crash land on a desert island, 3 days later they find a magic lamp in the sand on the beach
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The men get very excited about the lamp and as they dust the sand away it hums and buzzes before a genie emerges in a puff of blue smoke.
"You have freed me from my prison," says the Genie, "For this, I will give...
There was once a man
Let's call him Jim. Jim had a remarkably ordinary life. He went to school, got his degree, got himself a secure office job, set up his pension fund, met a nice girl, got married, and had 2 wonderful sons. Jim was set for life. But he was bored.
It was that sneaky boredom that you don't quite ...
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...
Finding a striker
Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably im...
“Why do you practice basketball everyday, son?”
“Why do you practice basketball everyday, son?” the Father Nebula asked his son, Little Nebula, when he saw him dribbling a ball.
“Because I want to be a superstar someday, Dad,” Little Nebula replied.
“Im proud of you, son.” Father Nebula hugged his child.