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DC has announced an Arab superhero will be featured in their new film.

The world can look forward to seeing O-man.

I got featured on r/woosh!

I still don't know why..

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Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders

Apparently, his saving really got out of control!

Which motor vehicle was prominently featured in the Bible?

Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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My wife and I were featured on Extreme Couponing last year.

Our episode of Hoarders airs next week!

Why wasn't Taco Bell featured at the White House's fast food feast?

Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

As Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to attend many high society functions. One such function was a fund raiser which featured a symphony orchestra playing a medley of pieces by famous composers.

Arnie, as is well known, has only one preference when it comes to classical composers, but sat patiently during the performance.

There were selections by Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and more.

The Governor began to get quite perturbed when, after over an hour and half, his favo...

What instruments should be featured in a rogue AI's music band?

Just Harmonika

Yo mama is so fat.

Her weight loss program was featured on: Top 10 failed megaprojects.

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Dear Madam, Thank you for the order at the Sex Toy Shop,

You asked for the big red that is featured on our wall. Please re-select, that is our fire extinguisher.
Sincerely.

Went out with a bang...

A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instru...

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