Which motor vehicle was prominently featured in the Bible?

Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

I got featured on r/woosh!

I still don't know why..

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My wife and I were featured on Extreme Couponing last year.

Our episode of Hoarders airs next week!

Why wasn't Taco Bell featured at the White House's fast food feast?

Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

The Furniture Dealer

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home.

To celebrate the ...

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Jesus Christ was featured on a recent episode of Hoarders

Apparently, his saving really got out of control!

DJ Khaled was featured in a Weight Watchers commercial for losing weight...

...He must have stopped eating out...

America failed No Nut November,

This election featured the two biggest nuts in recent US history.

What instruments should be featured in a rogue AI's music band?

Just Harmonika

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My ex girlfriend got a butt implant...

Shortly after the operation, she starting getting calls from all these modeling agencies and she was even featured in the new Drake music video that aired on MTV.


I called her to say congratulations, and she asked me how I found out...


I just s...

A man is explaining the concepts of time travel.

He speaks of how you must not manipulate what happened before, because that is how the current events occurred. However, it may be possible to change what will happen, due to quantum uncertainty.

In summary, he passed the past, presented the present and featured the future.

Went out with a bang...

A tough old cowboy with grizzled hair, chiseled featured, and hands tougher than the sharpest barbs on new wire told his grandson that the secret to living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

With absolute faith, the grandson did as Grandpap instruc...

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