She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
Which celebrity is always ready for ice cream?
Reese, with her spoon.
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a ...
Tom Hanks is the rudest celebrity I have ever met
I asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks.
Yesterday I found myself next to a Hollywood celebrity at a grocery store. Both of us were staring at the cream cheese section.
I was …..watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks.
Reports are coming in that Boy George has been attacked by a reptile on the set of I'm a Celebrity.
They should have got a calmer Chameleon, but apparently, they come and go.
Did you hear about the celebrity who got stabbed her name is Reece something
No with a knife
Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus.
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.
An employee buys his boss a bottle of liquor to celebrity his anniversary.
The boss goes, “I haven’t bought alcohol in 15 years. I’m 15 years *free.*”
The employee quickly apologizes and says, “I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to break your sobriety!”
The boss responds, “Sobriety? No I just have been stealing alcohol for 15 years and drinking it for free.”
Which celebrity is known as the fastest house-flipper?
The Incredible Hulk
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won’t take any part in it.
So wake me up when it’s all over
I just slept with a celebrity!
I'm infamous now
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
Dwayne Johnson was murdered in a hotel room he was staying at. Police were called as soon as the body was discovered, and they did some investigating.
An officer knocked on the door of someone living one floor down. He asked the man who answered if he heard anything unusual above him, but he ...
I had five hundred Hershey Bars in my fridge and my friend had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.
A celebrity, assassin, and activist walk into a bar.
They stand beside each other and have a friendly conversation.
Suddenly, the assassin takes the knife out and flat out murders the celebrity. He then dumps her in a nearby trash can.
The activist turns red and screamed, “You bloody monster! You didn’t put her in the plastic section!”
Johnson & Johnson have hired Eminem as a celebrity spokesperson for their COVID vaccine.
Because you only get one shot.
Mr. T was asked for his comments before his celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl, he responded with
"I pity the Foo"
Today I met my favorite celebrity at work.
It sucks working in a morgue
Who's the celebrity with the most weapons?
Ana de Armas.
The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is....
1. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? ( more)
1. **What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?**
**2. What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?**
3. **What do you call a pig that knows karate?** **Pork chop!**
There is a beaver in our local zoo who is quite the celebrity. His name is Clint.
What do you get when you cross the Twitter community with a controversial celebrity?
Nothing. They cancel each other out.
Omg it took an hour for my friend and I to realize that our Uber driver was a celebrity!!
He’s even ranked top ten in the list of most desired people in the world by the FBI!
A guy was watching the news and realized a famous celebrity had died. He called a friend to share the news.
Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-Name died? She choked to death while eating soup...
Joe: Oh no! Witherspoon??
Jim: Yes, of course.
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If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?
I'd choose Brittany Murphy because she'd still be relatively fresh.
What celebrity billionaire should have a cologne named after them?
I was walking down a street in Hollywood and ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T!”
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...