Ask Reddit be like "If you could have sex with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?"
I'd choose alive. Weirdo.
A guy was watching the news and realized a famous celebrity had died. He called a friend to share the news.
Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-Name died? She choked to death while eating soup...
Joe: Oh no! Witherspoon??
Jim: Yes, of course.
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they p...
Who's the celebrity with the most weapons?
Ana de Armas.
Eminem is the first celebrity to be diagnosed with the corona virus
In a statement he said his palms were sweaty knees weak arms were heavy and presented to the emergency room the vomit on his sweater already .Later tests conclude it was in fact moms spaghetti
Celebrity Race-car Driver Lewis Hamilton Walk into a country golf club in England
He sees the woman on reception and enquires about joining the club.
Looking slightly disappoint, the woman at the desk tells Lewis that unfortunately the club has a very old rule which states only white people can become members.
She apologises for the out of date rule but says that ...
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won’t take any part in it.
So wake me up when it’s all over
Did you hear about the celebrity gunman?
He was a real shooting star
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3 Ugly Dudes
3 ugly guys were sick and tired of being ugly so they went to see a witch and ask for her advice.
The witch instructs the three to go to one specific bridge, jump off of it and while falling, yell how they want to look like. They could even simply name any celebrity and look like them. ...
Seeing the flash in the distance, Elton John knew he only had moments to live. He turned to the nearest celebrity at the party for one last human embrace.
"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."