Johnson & Johnson have hired Eminem as a celebrity spokesperson for their COVID vaccine.
Because you only get one shot.
What do you get when you cross the Twitter community with a controversial celebrity?
Nothing. They cancel each other out.
Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?
Reese. With her spoon.
Everybody Knows Somebody Called DAVE.
Dave is an advertising executive in L.A., who is always boasting that he knows EVERYONE on the planet, & they all know him.
His colleagues love hearing his stories about this celebrity, or that politician. However, his boss doesn't believe a word & challenges him to prove his boasts....
Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus.
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti.
The lastest celebrity to ditch plastic is....
Has it been a while since we’ve had a high-profile celebrity death?
Don’t worry, X gon’ give it to ya.
Joining two words together is called a portmanteau. If one of the words is a celebrity's name, however...
it's a Natalie Portmanteau.
Dad: Did you hear about the celebrity that killed her husband?
Dad: Her name was Reese...
Dad: No, with her knife.
This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.
Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...
1. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? ( more)
1. **What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?**
**2. What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?**
3. **What do you call a pig that knows karate?** **Pork chop!**
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Ask Reddit be like "If you could have sex with any celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be?"
I'd choose alive. Weirdo.
Omg it took an hour for my friend and I to realize that our Uber driver was a celebrity!!
He’s even ranked top ten in the list of most desired people in the world by the FBI!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.
Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything.
"When I tee off, " the singer explains, "I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim."
Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they p...
What celebrity billionaire should have a cologne named after them?
Who's the celebrity with the most weapons?
Ana de Armas.
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A man is taking his first ever flight
A man is taking his first ever flight and he's very excited. He's wanted to fly on a plane ever since he was a little boy. He's especially excited about the prospect of who he could be seated next to. His mind full with anticipation over the possibilities- it could be a celebrity, his favorite athle...
The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawking.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
The worst thing about celebrity deaths is the inevitable torrent of jokes referencing them from people trying to be witty when really it should be a time of mourning and respect. I won’t take any part in it.
So wake me up when it’s all over
The Pope and the Police
Once, while travelling, the pope was bored. He turned to the chauffeur and said "Why don't you let me have a go? I've never driven before, it looks fun!"
The chauffeur was not overly enthusiastic but he reluctantly swapped places. The pope started enjoying himself, and decided to find o...
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity
She kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
Eminem is the first celebrity to get the Wuhan Virus.
A statement from his manager says that Eminem admitted himself to the emergency department because his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. Doctors say he presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti. Mathers said that he was "nervous"...