My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films.

He forgot to show Up.

I’ve been watching a lot of Wild West films lately.

I can’t help but think a lot of conflict and bloodshed could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just built the towns big enough for everyone.

I Can't stop watching doomsday films like The End of the World (1916), The War of the Worlds (1953), Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The day the Earth stood still (1951) The Omega Man (1971)

It's like there's no tomorrow.

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My buddy sent me some pornographic films in an email attachment.

Sigh *unzips*

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Some porn actors are like major Hollywood stars.

They receive backend revenue for their films.

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A Traffic Cop pulls over a speeding vehicle:

A Traffic Cop pulls over a speeding vehicle:
“Name please.”
“Erm, it’s Johnny Wankenbrake.”
“Wanking-Break?”
“Yeah.”
“Ok, Address?”
“Well, my address is my work: Filthy Fingers Films on the Industrial Estate.”
“Right, look buddy, I’m not putting that in a report, take it easy - ...

A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films.

He's going to call it Nyetflix.

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

What is Quentin Tarantino most known for?

Feeture Films

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I like those black and white films where no one says anything

Interracial Porn

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

I’m a Big Fan of Indy Films.

Especially “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is retiring from doing films.

He already has a new gig in mind. He wants to be an exterminator.

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:

\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?

And the shop assistant replies:

\- No, Batman returns always to the shop

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

A piece of retconned canon from Star Wars has a danger of causing glaring plotholes in upcoming Disney films and series.

It's what is known as "a loose canon."

Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies...

Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.

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