Why did the star wars films go 456 123 789

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was

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I like those black and white films where no one says anything

Interracial Porn

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My buddy sent me some pornographic films in an email attachment.

Sigh *unzips*

A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films.

He's going to call it Nyetflix.

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

I’m a Big Fan of Indy Films.

Especially “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

Arnold Schwarzenegger is retiring from doing films.

He already has a new gig in mind. He wants to be an exterminator.

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

A piece of retconned canon from Star Wars has a danger of causing glaring plotholes in upcoming Disney films and series.

It's what is known as "a loose canon."

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:

\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?

And the shop assistant replies:

\- No, Batman returns always to the shop

Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies...

Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.

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It’s a little boy’s seventh birthday.

For his birthday, his parents buy him a really superb cowboy outfit. I mean, it’s got everything: the boots, the spurs, the tiny plastic revolvers. The boy is thrilled; he doesn’t take the outfit off all day.

That evening, the little boy’s parents take him out to an ice cream parlor for a ...

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My friend wanted to take me to his basement to show off his collection of obscure films

Weird flicks but okay.

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

I absolutely hate screening films for the Grasshopper Film Festival

Everybody's a cricket.

Just bought a set of twelve Steve Martin films at 75% off.

They were cheaper by the dozen.

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