I Can't stop watching doomsday films like The End of the World (1916), The War of the Worlds (1953), Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964), The day the Earth stood still (1951) The Omega Man (1971)

It's like there's no tomorrow.

I’ve been watching a lot of Wild West films lately.

I can’t help but think a lot of conflict and bloodshed could have been avoided if the cowboy architects had just built the towns big enough for everyone.

An Interviewer goes to take the interview of a famous Film Critic .

The critic says that he had watched almost all the films in the world ,which were from all the countries in the world.
The Interviewer asks him whether he knew some Spanish films , and if he did, to name them .

He replies by saying he does and gives the names of some famous Spanish movi...

Why did the star wars films go 456 123 789

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was

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My buddy sent me some pornographic films in an email attachment.

Sigh *unzips*

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I like those black and white films where no one says anything

Interracial Porn

A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films.

He's going to call it Nyetflix.

I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

I think the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot of stuff, there's 4 whole movies plus some short films.

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

I’m a Big Fan of Indy Films.

Especially “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

Arnold Schwarzenegger is retiring from doing films.

He already has a new gig in mind. He wants to be an exterminator.

Some actors are famous for playing the same role in multiple movies, but none so much as Lee Navarre.

Lee Navarre had starred in a couple of low budget films like Greta's Gallery and Fisherman Flanagan, but no one really took note of him till he was seen in the first movie of the mystery series "When Midnight Chimes". As we all know, it was an instant hit and Navarre gained a lot of critical acclaim...

Matthew Broderick has just announced a sequel to one of his biggest films!

He'll play Iron Man's nephew who skips school to go on a wacky adventure in Chicago with his friends!

Its called "Ferrous Bueller's Day Off".

A piece of retconned canon from Star Wars has a danger of causing glaring plotholes in upcoming Disney films and series.

It's what is known as "a loose canon."

A man goes to Blockbuster and starts looking at films

He goes through different genres until he stops at superheroes and ask to the shop assistant:

\- Could I rent "Batman Forever"?

And the shop assistant replies:

\- No, Batman returns always to the shop

Best films of all time Lord of the rings and the Hobbit trilogies...

Now that's what I'm Tolkien about.

People usually hate on horror films, but the thing is...

A great example of the genre and a fantastic film overall

Films used to be called vmoies...

...but now they movie.

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