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Family Drama

My son: I got a D in my math

Me: That's really bad

My wife: You need to stop doing his homework

My GF said she's leaving me because of my obsession with TV Dramas. But will she really leave me?...

Find out next week!

What's the difference between a drama student and a government savings bond?

The government savings bond eventually matures and earns money.

My brother has been writing a stage drama about a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'm really looking forward to it.

I love a play on words.

Used to have this drama teacher who always said “raising your hand was a waste of time”

He was hands down the weirdest teacher I’ve ever had.

Why are vegetarians never involved in Any drama?

They can’t stand beef

I once saw a drama about menstruation in the early 1800s

It was a period piece

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Did you hear about the new TV drama about a team of plumbers?

It’s gonna be a shit-show.

There was a guy in our Downhill Skiing Club but we had to kick him out for creating drama over every little thing.

He was always making a mountain out of a mogul.

A teen drama movie is kinda like the jewish flag

It’s nothing without a huge star

If you want to live drama-free, you should move to India.

They don't have beef with anyone.

Courtroom Dramas....

.....are lawsome.

My girlfriend was addicted to period dramas, but now she's moved on to period soaps..

It's wonderful how fresh and clean the sheets are now!

My drama professor said I had to write 5,000 words on Robert De Niro

I only managed three before his private bodyguards wrenched me off him.

All this drama in the world. Makes me want to watch a nice light movie.

You know... Like Armageddon.

What's a cows favorite Tv drama?

Graze Anatomy

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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits..

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide...

I’ve never been a fan of dramas.

But the series finale of America is intense!

I like musical dramas.

They really strike a chord with me.

My 12 yr old nephew: What do you call a reptile that always starts drama?

An instigator!

did you hear about the new tv crime drama?

Criminal Mastermimes: the Silent Killers

What do you need for a job application for a teen drama?

A CW.

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"I don't like drama," my ex told me.

Right, bitch has a whole shelf of Shakespeare.

A 15 year old boy was at the center of Cook County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him m...

I want to write about what's happening on reddit...

...but I can't spell "drama" without "AMA."

With all Gillette drama said and done

I guess it really wasn’t meant for sensitive skin

What do you call it when a theater kid runs into a wall?

Blunt force *drama*.

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Warner Brothers Pictures is proud to announce a gripping documentary drama about living with the realities of premature ejaculation.

Coming Soon

Find something you have in common

Billy is ranting to his friend Joe, that he cannot find a girl for a relationship.

Joe: Well, you need to find a girl you have something in commen with. What about July? You both like musik?

Billy: won't work. I only like rock, she only likes country.

Joe: how about April? You b...

Boy comes home and tells dad that he's got a role in school drama playing a man who has been married 25 years.

Dad. "don't worry, one day you'll get a speaking part”

So HBO is making a drama about relatives conspiring against eachother to take control of the family pastry company

It's going to be called Game of Scones

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It's always weird when you're in the room with two people you've fucked.

Adds to the family reunion drama, though.

They are making a TV series about the struggles of menstruating women over the years.

It is a period drama.

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My favorite joke: Everyone Knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Da...

I visited the actors strike today

There was a lot of drama.

What do Shakespeare and attention seekers have in common?

They're great at creating drama and much ado about nothing.

Chernobyl

I know a man who just watched the series drama Chernobyl. He lives right outside of the place.
He says he counted 9 factual mistakes in the drama series on one hand

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Debra is the office gossip, always ready to find dirt on her coworkers and spread it around the office.

One day, on her lunch break, Debra sees one of her coworkers’ son sharing a meal with a woman who is clearly not his wife. Knowing that this could be the drama of the century, Debra gets in her car and follows them to a house, then takes pictures of them kissing from between the blinds. Her break is...

What do you call a cow having an affair with a camel?

A drama dairy! :D

Last night, I watched a TV show about a girl who was bleeding uncontrollably.

It was a period drama.

For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just ...

Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me!

"Moishe, I think you may be exaggerating", said Rabbi

"No, I am pretty sure of it, Rabbi!"

"Ah, don't be such a drama queen, I'll talk to her".

Rabbi goes to another room to talk to man's wife. He comes out about 30 minutes later and says: "You know, after talking to your wife...

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[Long] Old medical joke

A very sexually active guy went to the doctor complaining of pain when urinating.

The doctor sent him off for a number of blood, stool and semen samples, and when the result came back phoned the guy urgently and said "oh my god, you have 'Hong Kong Dong', you need to have your penis amputat...

I’ve noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month.

It’s nothing but period drama.

Two brothers from Ethiopia

Two brothers from Ethiopia opened up this place selling camel’s milk. They brought their own camels, all the way from Ethiopia. I was interested, so I paid them a visit.

They happened to be milking the camels when I came in. It wasn’t what I expected. Nagasi wiped his brow and cried out, “Sa...

A man, Jones, had an accident resulting in both of his ears being ripped off.

Despite his handicap, he is able to start up his own company that is moderately successful and it is soon time to recruit a new employee. After a long selection process, he is left with 3 candidates to interview.

The first candidate walks in, and Jones ends the interview by asking him, "Do yo...

What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?

A drama dairy.




\[My brother answered "A male one", which might be funnier.\]

Very slightly based on a true story

When I was in college, our RA was in a frat, Alpha Chi Rho (usually Chi Rho for short.) They had this setup with some various clubs, athletes usually of some sort, because a lot of them majored in physical therapy and/or massage therapy, where they'd have the guys in the frat give therapy sessions.<...

Netflix's latest movie.

Netflix have released a powerful new film set in the 18th century about a princess who's cursed by non-stop menstruation . The witch who cursed her says she has before the age of 21 to lift the curse by falling in love.



Honestly, it's a fantastic period drama.

I left my wife for the same reason I left Netflix...

Too many period dramas.

Never date a llama that has kids

You don’t need the baby llama drama

Be honest, what is one Race you can’t stand? I’ll tell you mine...

The presidential Race, too much drama in politics.

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Three old men talk about their problems.

The first one says,
I wake up at 7 a.m every morning with a terrible urge to pee. I go to the bathroom and I stand there for two hours and nothing.

The second one says,
I wake up at 6 a.m every morning with a terrible need to defecate. I sit there reading for four hours, and nothing. <...

YO MAMA SO DUMB...

She majored in drama because she thought it would help with the ACT

I just watched a TV show where a bunch of stoners are sitting around having mild arguments.

It’s a mellow drama.

Have you heard about the troupe of actors who supported themselves by making and selling camel milk cheese?

The called themselves the Drama Dairy.

I heard that BBC is making a prequel to Pride and Prejudice that follows the Bennet girls when they hit puberty

It's a period drama.

What do you call a camel that hates cows?

Drama-dairy.

Courtesy of my eight-year-old

It's my girlfriend's time of the month

And we decided to watch a movie.

She picked out Pride and Prejudice, and threw a HUGE fit when I said I didn't want to watch it.

I'm thinking of breaking up with her.


She knows I hate period drama.

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