My friend asked me if the next Star Wars movies were going to be in 3D

"Yes" I replied "...but they R2D2."

Every Satutday night my wife and I watch 3 movies back to back.

This week is my turn to face the screen.

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people

What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies?

A Spookeasy

Last night my wife and I watched some movies back to back.

Good thing I was the one facing the tv.

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One of my favourite jokes from one of my favourite movies, Desperado. Originally delivered by my favourite director, Quentin Tarantino

This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says...

My wife keeps asking why I need tissues at the end of joyful movies

I told her I always need them after a happy ending.

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Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.

Some actors are famous for playing the same role in multiple movies, but none so much as Lee Navarre.

Lee Navarre had starred in a couple of low budget films like Greta's Gallery and Fisherman Flanagan, but no one really took note of him till he was seen in the first movie of the mystery series "When Midnight Chimes". As we all know, it was an instant hit and Navarre gained a lot of critical acclaim...

I just got done watching 3 movies about tiny crustaceans.

It was a krillogy.

Did you know the ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?

Moth-Ra was their favorite. (Yes, I am a dad)

A blonde and her boyfriend went to the movies

In the film, the main character is running through the storm so she says, "I bet you £20, that they don't get struck by lightning."
And her boyfriend agrees.

20 seconds later the main character is stuck by lightning and the blonde looks confused and gets £20 to give.

...

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(I saw this as a meme, but haven't found it on this sub yet so here it goes) Pixar's movies always have the same idea

What if x has feelings?

Examples:

Toy Story: What if toys have feelings

Cars: What if cars have feelings

Inside Out: What if feelings have feelings

Soul: What if black people have feelings?

Why didn’t they ever stop for gas in the Fast and Furious movies?

They had Vin Diesel.

I love watching movies with strong female leads.

I'm a heroine addict.

Obi Wan: “Yoda, why did the Star Wars movies come out 4,5,6,1,2,3

Yoda: “In charge of scheduling I was”

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I moved into a neighborhood down near a movie theater once

It was pretty nice. Everyone was friendly and it wasn’t even that expensive. I thought I could probably live there for a little while untill I got a knock on the door from a neighbor shortly after I moved in.

He heard that I was new, and wanted to let me know something about my next door neig...

My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

671 Hallmark movies.

Are aliens from invasion movies actually British?

Because all they do is colonize

Rick Astley doesn't mind lending out his Disney movies...

But he's never gonna give you Up.

I’ve been watching the Star Wars movies, and I realized something

It’s not that big of a shock that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father.


I mean, they have the same no’s.

What do you call the collective of all movies, songs, and stories about dogs?

Pup culture

What’s the name of that one eyed pirate movies actor?

Eye Patchino

Why do movies with Kevin Hart and Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson pairing do well in the box office?

Because they have a little Hart and a big Johnson

I just saw a headline that read “The 10 Worst Netflix movies of 2020”

...There’s only 10?

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A redneck girl asks her dad for twenty bucks to go to the movies.

"Alright," he father says, "But you gotta suck my dick."

She refuses, but later decides she really wants to see the new Brad Pitt movie. So she goes back and tells her dad to whip it out.

As soon as she wraps her mouth around it, she pulls away and nearly pukes.

"That tastes l...

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

I have a friend who was obsessed with the moon.

Lunar cycles, werewolf lore, eclipse dates, he knew all about them and then some. The really strange part was he focused solely on the moon in this way, no other part of space.

Made him easy to shop for though. Werewolf movies, moon pies, he'd love them just for being tangentially connected t...

Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?

He ogre-dosed

How do you call website, where you can watch online horror movies?

Screaming service

Why aren’t children allowed to watch movies about green ogres?

Because of all the Shrexual content.

My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns

I'm not certain, but I think he means It.

What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?

A lot of stuff, there's 4 whole movies plus some short films.

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