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Filmmaker Jokes

What do you call a filmmaker who likes to go camping during the pandemic?

Tentin' Quarantino

What's a lumberjacks favorite filmmaker?

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A man was studying to be a filmmaker...

Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...

Why was the filmmaker hated at social events?

He was super imposing.

What's the difference between wit and a joke?

A young filmmaker excited to be part of his first film festival is attending a talk between a director and a writer. At the end of the talk he gets up and shouts out, "If I could ask a question, what's the difference between wit and a joke?"

The writer looks at him for a second, picks up his...

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney
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