The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

Hot actors are like hot ovens

It usually makes the news whenever someone puts a baby inside them.

Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"?

Because every play needs a cast.

Where do dead James Bond actors go when they die?

00Heaven (no disrespect meant, just remembered it now)

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.









Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?

Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?

Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?

Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!

Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!

I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.

I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.

What has 15 actors, four settings, two writers, and one plot?

632 Hallmark movies.

1. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? ( more)

1. **What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?**

**Star Wars!**



**2. What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?**

**Edward Woodwood!**



3. **What do you call a pig that knows karate?**
**Pork chop!**


4....

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

Why don't gymnasts make much money as actors?

They normally perform non-speaking rolls

Cardi B is a great actor

She acts like she can sing and people love her.

One of my favorite actors is Mark Ruffalo, but I’ve always wondered...

How many buffalo could Mark Ruffalo buffalo, if Mark Ruffalo could buffalo buffalo?

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

only one cause they don't like to share the spot light

Why do politicians tend to appear in movie cameos ?

Because they are such good actors.

How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They hold on the bulb, and the world revolves around them.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a bunch of porn actors on coke?

The lineup.

Does anyone know of any actors that can help cure my lisp?

I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.

Where do actors that don't pay taxes perform?

in the audit-orium

I accidentally swallowed some poison last night, and I had the strangest hallucination.

I was looking out of my window, and a group of former athletes walked by. Baseball players Don Mattingly, Pete Rose, and Ray Knight we’re talking with Konrad Dorn, an Austrian hockey player. Football superstars Troy Aikman and Emmett Smith were carrying guitars.

Next, a group of men from the ...

Holywood isn't real!

They're all paid actors!

Guys,don't be fooled by Hollywood

That place are filled up with paid actors

Two actors are practicing their lines for a show.

The first guy says: "How could you do this to me? I hate you!" The second says: "You're making me so angry I swear I'm going to PUNCH you!" The first says "That line sounds cheesy. It makes it seem like a children's show. Let's talk to the writers about it." So they go the the writers and explain th...

Yesterday I went to see a play about Abraham Lincoln

One of the actors literally killed it during the final act.

“The Irishman” stars Italian actors and I think I know why...

...the Irish actors were too hungover to make it to set on time.

I saw a sign that said no smoking in the cinema.

After two minutes I stepped outside and said to the assistant, "There's a guy in there smoking a cigarette."



"OK," he replied, following me in. "Let me have a look."



"There he is," I pointed, "you've got to caution him or something."



The assistant stopped...

Have you heard about the troupe of actors who supported themselves by making and selling camel milk cheese?

The called themselves the Drama Dairy.

What do actors do when they make a mistake?

They react.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.