Why do people tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play needs a cast.

Who are the two most impunctual actors in Hollywood?

Jenny S’late and Christian S’later

What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

671 Hallmark movies.

I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.









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Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?

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Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

Some actors are famous for playing the same role in multiple movies, but none so much as Lee Navarre.

Lee Navarre had starred in a couple of low budget films like Greta's Gallery and Fisherman Flanagan, but no one really took note of him till he was seen in the first movie of the mystery series "When Midnight Chimes". As we all know, it was an instant hit and Navarre gained a lot of critical acclaim...

Trump quits US actors' union

Makes sense, why stay with a union after quitting your career in showbusiness?

Steven Yeun makes Oscars history as first Asian American to be nominated for best actor.

Which is honestly disheartening because there are so many Asian American actors in the past who had performances that deserved best actor.

Like Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

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Three men find a lamp...

Three middle aged men are walking along an abandoned beach when they find a golden lamp glistening in the sun. Deciding they have nothing to lose, they decide to rub it and see what happens. In astonishment, they see a genie appear before them.

"Thank you for freeing me from my lamp. To thank...

Hollywood isn’t real

It’s all just paid actors

Birds of no Feathers....

A man from Los Angeles took a job in San Francisco, leaving his 70 yr old, widowed mother of 6 mos to fend for herself. As her birthday was approaching, he went around asking his co-workers for ideas to get his mom a bday gift.

None of their ideas appealed to him, until someone suggested a p...

Hot actors are like hot ovens

It usually makes the news whenever someone puts a baby inside them.

Where do dead James Bond actors go when they die?

00Heaven (no disrespect meant, just remembered it now)

So, This is a very famous joke from my country ,I hope to see the response

A conference for who the best actor in the world was held, Actors from all around the world came to take part in the competition.There were many qualifier rounds but then only 5 actors remained in the finals.

The final contest was decided to be a manual cow milking competition. The rules were...

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who’s gonna be who

RDJ said “I’ll be Beethoven” and Hugh Jackman said “I’ll be Freddie Mercury” and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said “I’ll be Bach”

I was watching a live performance when the floor gave way and one of the actors fell through. My wife asked if I thought they were ok.

I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.

1. What do you call a fight between celebrity actors? ( more)

1. **What do you call a fight between celebrity actors?**

**Star Wars!**



**2. What do you call a man with two pieces of wood on his head?**

**Edward Woodwood!**



3. **What do you call a pig that knows karate?**
**Pork chop!**


4....

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Am i gay?

While watching movies with my girlfriend i sometimes compliment male actors on their good, and sometimes outrageous good looks. My girlfriend often asks me, since i do this alot, ”are you gay?” and that she’s worried i will leave her for a man. So, am i gay? Or am i just comfortable enough with my s...

Why don't gymnasts make much money as actors?

They normally perform non-speaking rolls

Why do other actors hate working with Charlie Sheen?

Because he is bad with lines!

How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They hold on the bulb, and the world revolves around them.

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My girlfriend said she was looking at ninja stars online. I told her to stop being racist.

They're just called Japanese actors.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

only one cause they don't like to share the spot light

Does anyone know of any actors that can help cure my lisp?

I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.

What do actors do when they make a mistake?

They react.

Where do actors that don't pay taxes perform?

in the audit-orium

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