Patient: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking my arms have become marquees!"

Doctor: "I think you might be too tense".

I'm stressed. Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Other times as a marquee.

My psychiatrist says I shouldn't worry though, I'm just being too tense.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why is it called boob sweat and not . . .

Humidititties?

Credit: El Arroyo Mexican Restaurant Marquee

A theater owner has a smudge on his sign

He climbs the ladder to clean it, but he is afraid of heights and soils himself, causing his underwear to stick to him uncomfortably. He now has two problems:

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Marquee mark and the funky bunch

I'm so sorry

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