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Marquee Jokes

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A Roman centurion goes to the movie theater. When the movie's over, he asks for a refund.

"No one told me that my movie was going to be a pornographic one," the centurion tells the ticket-taker.

The ticket-taker says, "Sir, look at the marquee. It says right here what kind of movies we play here."

Looking back up at the marquee, the centurion responds "You lie! There are ...

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor! I keep thinking my arms have become marquees!"

Doctor: "I think you might be too tense".

I'm stressed. Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Other times as a marquee.

My psychiatrist says I shouldn't worry though, I'm just being too tense.

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Why is it called boob sweat and not . . .

Humidititties?

Credit: El Arroyo Mexican Restaurant Marquee

A theater owner has a smudge on his sign

He climbs the ladder to clean it, but he is afraid of heights and soils himself, causing his underwear to stick to him uncomfortably. He now has two problems:

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Marquee mark and the funky bunch

I'm so sorry

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