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So I don’t know why but every time we watch a movie starring Chris Pratt my girlfriend always goes into the bathroom for a very long time

I don’t really mind and I don’t really care because that just gives me more time to jerk off to Chris Pratt

New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together...

"The Missing Link"

Governor of NYC Andrew Cuomo is starring in a New Sitcom Spinoff

It will be called: How I killed your Grandmother

Have you guys heard about this remake of the old Jim Carrey/Renee Zellwegger movie, but starring mumble rappers?

It's called "Me, Myself, and My lean."

Elsa from Frozen is now an adult film actress starring in

Let it grow

I'm starring in a new theater production about puns

It's a play on words

Why was the blond starring so hard at the orange juice?

It said concentrate.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is starring in a movie about musical composers.

He’ll be Bach.

TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money.

Kept hitting on 17.

You know that dude who played the Joker, right? He's starring in a new zombie flick.

The Joaquin Dead.

I heard a rumour there is a remake of Brokeback mountain in the works starring women

On the one hand im sick of all these remakes, on the other hand...
Will be lotion.

Did you hear about that new threesome adult film starring a physicist?

It's called, "The Double-slit Experiment".

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