What is a priest's favourite musical note?

A minor

My local news network recently featured two artisans from my town. One makes burlap sacs, and the other makes musical instruments.

They thought the viewers would be drawn in by all the sacs and violins.

What’s a selfish person’s favourite musical note?

Mi

What is the most musical part of a humans body?

The Eardrum

What do you call a musical faucet?

A sync

I would never hit someone with a musical instrument...

I don't like to resort to violins

What is a politician's favourite musical instrument?

A Lyre.

An international conference was held to decide what the most annoying musical instrument was.

After intense debate, a shortlist of instruments was created, consisting of the bagpipes, didgeridoo, and vuvuzela, but before a vote was held it was decided that the exact origin of each instrument had to be accounted accounted for beyond any doubt.

The didgeridoo's origin was easily proven,...

Young women marrying old rich guys is a lot like musical chairs.

The last one to sit on it wins.

What's a botanist's favorite musical instrument?

A xylem phloem.

That is the most musical vegetable?

The beet.

What's the most peaceful musical instrument?

I don't know, but violins isn't the answer.

What is an Alzheimer patient's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What’s that musical called where Jared Fogle got really high?

Oh, that’s right - Diddler on the Roof.

What do you call a group of musically inclined killer whales?

An Orcastra

The final episode of Game of Thrones should end in a huge musical number where everyone comes back to life for some reason and nothing is explained and no real ending is given.

That'll cause riots.

What's R. Kelly's favorite musical scale?

A minor.

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Little rabbit opens a public musical toilet in the forest.

The animals are all queuing to try it. First comes the fox.
"What kind of music would you like?", the little rabbit asks.
"Definitely heavy metal", the fox answers.
"2 dollars", says the rabbit and he presses some buttons on the machine. The fox hands over the money, enters the toilet, and ...

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Read it slowly.

Shakespeare was planning on making Hamlet into a musical, but there was one instrument he was undecided on

Tuba, or not tuba, that is the question.

Last Musical Request

**The inmate on death row is scheduled to be put to death by firing squad.** He doesn't request a last meal or anything special for his last day.


As he stands before the firing squad he says, "Actually, music is my life. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, o...

I tend to forget my musical notes, so my instructor told me to write them down

It was the first time someone told me to logarithm

Why did the musical carpenter become a mathematician?

Logrythm

I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

If a round of musical chairs were played using toilet bowls instead of chairs...

would it be Game of Thrones?

What kind of dessert comes out of a musical volcano?

Bach Lava

yo whats bill clintons favorite musical instrument????

THE HARM MONICA, FOLKS

Sure it’s cool that swinger parties have an aptly themes musical selection

Pity that it got a little stale after the fifth round of ‘Last night a DJ shaved my wife”

My ex used to hit me with musical instruments

I didn't know that she had a history of violins.

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