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How many porn stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but the lightbulb has to be very big.

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Male porn stars are some of the most reliable employees.

They’re always working hard.

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My wife is an internet porn star

She is going to be pissed when she finds out . . .

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There's a new horror movie out about the evil offspring of adult movie stars.

It's call Children of the Porn.

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Last night I was lying in my room and gazing up at the stars...

Then I thought... Where the fuck is my roof?

How do stars die?

They usually overdose

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I feel bad for porn stars…

They don’t get AC, only fans

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Ladies, if he's willing to give you the Moon and the Stars....

You should be able to sacrifice Uranus.

The Robinhood app has a rating of 4.7 stars in the app store.

But current market conditions prevent us from allowing investors to add new stars. You may only remove stars until conditions improve.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "...

If someone on a first date tells me their hobbies include drawing the flag of China without the stars I think to myself...

that's a big red flag!

I got mugged in a dark alley by K-pop stars

Now I have BTSD

Can A Ninja Throw Stars?

Sure He Can!

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

"Usually an overdose, son," I told him.

It's my cake day and I don't know any new jokes so. Here are some old jokes I use to love as a kid

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
Answer = A stick.

2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Answer = Thunderwear.

3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Answer = Dill with it.

4. What time is it when the...

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I went to a porn stars reunion yesterday...

It was nice to come across old faces again!

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My girlfriend said she was looking at ninja stars online. I told her to stop being racist.

They're just called Japanese actors.

My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die

"Usually an overdose", I said

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What do porn stars do for a living?

Nothing, they just fuck around

How do stars stand out from other stars?

They blow up.

Today I pulled a key off my keyboard [long]

Today I pulled one of the CTRL keys from my keyboard and was shocked to find myself looking down at the entire universe: stars planets, black holes, the whole thing was right there beneath my keyboard.

I was so shocked I called a friend in to show her. After five minutes of gazing into total...

The Captain's Drink

Captain Hook, Captain Crunch, and Captain America walk into a bar.
Hook says, "Ahoy mates, I'll buy the first round. Just let me go to the bathroom real quick."
The others wait and when Hook comes back Captain America asks, "Hey Hook, how bout those drinks?"
Hook yells, "Shove it up yer sta...

Reviews are in for the Chinese flag.

It's got five stars.

Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England

French Fries Were Not Invented In France.

We Sometimes Take English For Granted

But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:

Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly

Boxing Rings Are Square

And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.

If Writers Write, H...

I'm in bed, looking up at the stars and think to myself...

"Where the hell did my ceiling go?"

Boy: your teeth are like stars

GIRL: Aww.. thanks are they that much pretty?


Boy: no, far away from each other

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As male porn stars age they learn one thing...

You’re either working hard, or you’re hardly working.

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it...

... and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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