My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

"Usually an overdose, son." I told him.

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Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking...

Where the fuck is my roof?

Why are stars and galaxies spread throughout the universe?

Kosmosis.

How do two stars communicate?

They make light conversation...

Iโ€™ll see myself out...er space.

(If itโ€™s been done before, sorry; I literally just thought of it, lol.)

Why are movie stars so cool?

They have a lot of fans.

What did the ninja say when asked if he can kill a man with ninja stars?

Shuriken

I'm in bed, looking up at the stars and think to myself...

"Where the hell did my ceiling go?"

There should be an urban fishing show that stars released convicts,

and it should be called "Off the Hook".

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Why do religious people and porn stars kneel ?

Porn stars wait for the first cumming and religious people wait for the second cumming

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What kind of rice do Japanese porn stars eat?

Live jasmine.

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The porn stars wife (oc I think)

Why did the pornstars wife never get upset when he threatened to leave her?

Because she knew he would come on back.

Yesterday I went to bed and looked at the stars.

As I laid in my bed and looked at the sky, I thought to myself, "Where the hell did my ceiling go?"

My son, while gazing up at the sky, asked me how stars die

"Usually an overdose", I said

Orionโ€™s Belt is a waist of space

Terrible joke... 3 stars

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What is a porn stars favourite drink?

7-up in cider

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Ladies. If your man is giving you both the moon and stars

You should be willing to sacrifice uranus

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How many porn stars does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they have to be very small

Two men go hiking

And one of them has a stutter and extreme trouble saying words that begin with a T.
They are walking on a popular hiking trail long 2000m, and they will camp at the destination.
700m into their walk the man with a stutter starts
saying : " T T T T T"
His friend, annoyed with this says ...

Scientists were baffled when hundreds of stars were suddenly extinguished.

Nobody saw the meteor that slammed into Hollywood.

A guy in a wheelchair once applied for Stars in their Eyes with his nephew and they both successfully got on the show...

...when asked about his accident by the presenter, he stated "Well me and nephew are both glazers you see, and one day my nephew, who is here with me tonight, was up a ladder holding onto this double glazed window that we were both installing, when it suddenly slipped from his grasp and sliced strai...

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There's only gonna be seven planets in the sky tonight!

"Why? There's eight planets." She said with a look that only someone truly offended can give you. Our hero and Random Girl #24 talked for hours about space, planets, and stars until they both were well aquatinted with one another. She was leaning on his shoulder and then asked again, "why'd you say ...

It must be scary dating an adult film star

So many jealous step brothers

I gave that movie 3.14 stars!

Cause I pi-rated it.

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Where do porn stars buy their cucumbers?

Hole Foods

Four little boys brag whose dad is the tallest.

The first boy says: my dad is taller than a tree!

The second boy says: my dad is taller than a mountain!

The third boy says: my dad is so tall that if he stands on the tips of his toes he can reach the stars!

The fourth boys says: and those are large?

\-Yeah.

\-R...

If Pride Flags exist; there must be Shame Flags

Which explains the Stars and Bars of the Confederacy

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