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I heard pornhub plant a tree for every 100 videos watched

I guess I’m gonna “single handedly” save the planet then

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My grandpa told me “All you kids do these days is play video games.”

“When I was your age”, he continued, “my buddies and I went to Paris, We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn’t pay for my drinks all night!”

The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his frien...

Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people.

Working in customer service already did that.

I took a video of my shoe yesterday.

It was some pretty good footage

What is Thanos' favorite video game?

Half-Life.

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What's Hitler's favorite video game?

Mein Kraft

Video

Did a video of my hubby playing the piano with his toes... Great footage...

What does a video of a Food Buffet being set up, look like?

I dont know yet, its still Buffering

I made a video about having a cold

I didn't expect it to go viral

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I was in the toilet when my friend sent me a porn video

I played it, no sound, I increased the volume to the highest still no sound, so I didn't bother.

I watched it for about 8 minutes before I remembered, my phone was connected to the Bluetooth player in the living room with my family and our guests are waiting for me.

I've been in the to...

What video streaming service do Russians use?

Niet-flix

My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead

He calls it *Nyetflix*

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A guy in a wheelchair asked me why I watch people play video games instead of playing them myself.

I looked at him and asked “Why the fuck are you wearing shoes?”

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It's a good thing technology can't unblur images and video

Because if it could, Japanese porn stars would clearly be fucked

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If video games cause violence, what games were the Nazis playing?

Meincraft

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Roman porn videos are like

Vidi, Vini, Vini

Translation " I saw, I came, I came"

Stop blaming the video games for violence.

Some of you played Mortal Kombat your whole lives and never learned how to finish her.

My mom asked me how I can have fun playing video games all the time...

I said, "They're actually designed that way."

Why did the pirate not like the old video game with a liberal-leaning political message?

It was hard to port

I was watching a YouTube video about metal fasteners.

It was riveting.

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My neighbors started makes sex videos.

They just don't know it yet.

Where do sheep go to watch funny videos?

EweTube

If you give someone a video copy of the bad news bears...

You are the bearer of the bad new bears.

I was going to make a pretty decent unboxing video today

However it’s against the rules to film in a cemetery...

My roommate was playing a video game last night and when he died he completely smashed his keyboard...

yeah, he definitely lost Control.

The day after violent video games became illegal...

...a school was flooded with lava in the world's first mass griefing.

A Male kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a scotch and starts talking about the good old days when nobody was on their phones, when video games were for the rich, and the ozone layer was whole.

“Ok boomer”

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What dessert do they serve in porn videos?

Hiscream

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Pornhub is now donating money to bee preservation for every video you watch on their new site...

I guess I’m gonna go single-handedly save the bees!

One day a horse is watching a music video [Long]

One day a horse is watching a music video and decides that he himself, wants to make a music video.



In preparation, he goes to the phone book and looks up a local music teacher. He calls him up and says


"Hey, I saw that you teach musical instruments, and I really want to ...

My colleague offered to help me filter adult contents from more than a thousand hours of video.

Nah, thanks. I'm gonna do it single handedly

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TIFU by posting a video of my wife frantically scratching her pussy...

It went fungal

Obsolete joke; I went into the video store the other day, I asked if I could rent Batman Forever?

They said “No! But you can have it for three nights!”

Tried to get video of Chuck Norris kicking a cap off a bottle.

But the cap fled in terror before it happened.

I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on

That would be a nice New Year's resolution.

How is my mother-in-law similar to an anti-vaxx video on Youtube?

They both have a lot of negative comments.

If you found a river in a video game with dead fish in it...

would it be considered a spawnpoint?

I was playing video games last night while my son was sitting next to me watching. He said, "dad I wish real life was more like video games."

So I locked him in his room and told him if he wants access to the rest of the house he will have to pay .99 for the DLC.

I just watched Extra Credits' new video

His argument was a Reich

What video game do dogs play when up for a challenge?

Barksouls

Steps to take the best fireworks video!

Step 1:

Reconsider

Did you hear about the video of the terrorist attack?

It blew up

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Theres finally an instructional video on how to last longer in bed...

It's about fucking time!

I was peacefully making an unboxing video when suddenly everybody around started thrashing me.

Guess nobody knows the trend around here at the funeral.

One day TV is broadcasting about a gun shot in campus and the experts analyze that it is linked to the murder's massive time in playing violence video game.

Mum: No sense, my son is always playing dating sims and he still unable to find a girlfriend.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

If video games make children more violent...

why do they keep losing fistfights against me?

In 2019 I will only watch 4K videos

It is my New Year’s resolution.

I wasn't allowed to speak at a university conference about jump mechanics in video games..

..due to no platforming.

A nail company name Nail Bay hired a publicity agency for a new video ad...

After 2 weeks they asked for a meeting to show the new video.

The video started with an aerial take from the desert and kept zooming into a tiny black spot, which as the zooms keep going is a cross with Jesus nailed on it.

Right after this , the screen goes black and the company logo i...

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I like when Instagram models post their workout videos. It really gives me the drive and motivation to go and do my daily exercise:

Masturbate

What did our parents do when they were bored back in the days before the internet or video games?

I asked this question to my 24 brothers and sisters too...

Heard that Backstreet Boys is getting a video game for them on the PC.

Definitely not going to be released on Xbox and PlayStation though as it is inconsolable.

When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

I enjoy watching my wedding video backwards

My favorite part is when I take off the wedding ring and go back home moonwalking

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Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

I'll start watching all my videos at 4k(2160p) from tomorrow.

Its my new year's resolution.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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Internet videos are like boobs

Who cares if they are fake

What does a communist say after they rage quit a video game?

I don’t know either, but they’ll probably be uninStalin the game.

The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide.

Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.

How did that video of R. Kelly get out?

It leaked.

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Ever heard about the guy who had a fetish for broken buttons on video game controllers?

He got off to a bad start.

What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory

One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.

What do you call a video of someone's feet?

Footage

My girlfriend left me because she said I talk about video games too much....

I told her that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

I watched the video of my wedding backwards.

I almost cried when I took the ring back, gave her back to her father, moonwalked out of the church, and went away, free.

Wow: I made it to front page! Thanks guys!

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Tits are like video games ...

They were created for kids, but the adults love to play with them!

A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive

"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth payin...

I was going to show you a video about a drill machine digging a tunnel.

But it's too boreing.

At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.

I even got a pee HD.

The Retired Husband

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following...

What do you call a long, curved potato with a monetized video channel?

A professional U-tuber.

Somebody says video games don't have any impact on your psyche. I can't agree with that.

My Ex-girlfriend played Tetris a lot in her childhood.



She's still waiting for a long stick.

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