What is comparable to drinking a non alcoholic beer ?

Going down on your sister, it tastes the same but you know it's wrong.

Told my wife her beauty is comparable to the galaxy

It takes millions of dollars' worth of equipment to truly appreciate it.

My dad is comparable to God

I mean, both of them created me, both of them are father figures, and I have never seen either of them, but they both supposedly exist.

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My sexual prowess is comparable to the whole Russian Military.

Where I make it out to be much more powerful than it actually is.

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So a cowboy had a party to go to

Upon finishing his work on friday, he goes back to his house and tells his kid:

"get a horse ready, Im in a hurry"

"which one dad?"

"don't care, first one you see"

He takes a shower and rushes out to mount the horse for the trek, since he figures he's running late, he tak...

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I was at a party the other night.

I walked into the rager eager for a drink to quell my thirst, it was 9pm and things were just starting to heat up. A few steps through the door and I was greeted by a petit partygoer with flashing lights in her hair, she said something but I couldn't hear her over the DJ, but I wasn't really interes...

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