What 4 letter word for a certain special classification of women ends in UNT?

AUNT

TIL children of royalty had to stay a certain distance away from they parents in early England...

It was known as restricted heirspace.

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous.

Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wit’s end trying to control them.
Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the parents thought that they should ask the priest to talk with the boys. The priest agre...

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It's actually ilegal to be over a certain weight in Japan...

Probably because last time a Fatman was In Japan it caused alot of damage

I specialise in a certain type of dark humour

You won't get it, it's for blind people

is hating a certain race ok?

I run 5k but my friends run 18 k and I hate running the 18k marathon. What do I do?

A music composer told me he cant listen to the radio anymore because popular music was much of the same recycled musical ideas. Said learning too much about a certain topic can ruin the fun of that topic.

And that's why I didn't become a gynecologist

I’m certain my best friend is having an affair with my wife.

He’s just been so miserable lately.

It’s Perfectly fine to dislike certain races

I like running the 5k personally, my friend runs the 10k and he’s like that better though

Why shouldn’t you ask big favors of certain diagnosed patients?

They usually come with conditions

A dyslexic person peeing his pants would spell certain doom.

His urination spells his ruination.

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I had a girlfriend who thought certain tastes and smells could cause her to orgasm.

Then she came to her senses.

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

Me: You know you can get arrested by playing the piano a certain way

Friend: Really, how?

Me: By playing in 'A minor'.

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I’m not certain my parents’ sex life is dead.

It is concerning that my mom calls me her participation trophy though.

Youtube has decided that comments on certain videos are now disabled, which is redundant.

If you read the comments on Youtube, you'll notice that they are already disabled!

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In a certain country, there was a strict curfew that was brought about by the new ruling at the time.

Everyone needed to be home by 6 PM, and anyone breaking this rule would be arrested, or worse, shot on sight.

Marcelino and Santiago were two officers that made sure everyone followed this rule. Marcelino was a newbie, and Santiago's been in the force for years.

As they go about their ...

Is it OK to hate certain races?

Try as I might I just can't get myself to like the 200 meter dash.

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

Every time I look at the cross country schedule, we play a certain high school, and their track really sucks. They are a very poor school and honestly it feels like the track is crumbling under my feet.

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Isn't it eerie how you can be thinking of a certain person and they just show up out of nowhere?

Anyway, your mother just walked in on me masturbating.

Cop: You are certain that your identity has been stolen then?

:Very

My son likes rap music, but he's only 7 so when he asks what certain words mean, I lie....

for example, when rappers talk about "weed" they're just talking about the weeds in their grass... and when they "smoke weed" that just means they're killing the weeds in their lawn...


his favorite line is "HEY HEY HEY HEY... Smoke Weed Everyday".... I had to explain to him that it's by...

Over the past few years The U.S. Army have been conditioning soldiers to behave in certain ways when they hear certain musical chords. They have just found the perfect chord to get soldiers to report to their superiors.

C Major.

What does a room full of cats, and a woman of certain age have in common?

They both have many paws (say fast)

Everyone has a certain joke they always tell when meeting new people

Personally, I enjoy talking about my life

Did you know all dogs carry a certain type of STD?

Yeah, they all have sniffilis

Did you know that dogs have certain accents based on the countries their from?

For example, in Korea, they make a sizzling noise

My local shop is discriminating against a certain group of people...

They don't accept Czechs.

What do you call a Tolkien tree creature that bears a certain type of fall fruit?

I don’t know either, but it should be A Pear Ent.

Patrick Stewart is talking about a new Stsr Trek show he will be in. There will be a disease or attack that wipes out all officers of a certain age, leaving Starfleet without any captains. So they bring in retired admirals to captain the ships.

It will be called "Geria-Trek."

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and Sean Bean dying in a movie

...and I'm not completely sure about the first two.

Is it bad to hate a certain race?

I really hate running a 10K. There just on that border of too much for no training.

When women hit a certain age they start to collect lots of cats.

Otherwise known as the many-paws.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

'Ginger'

I hold prejudices against people with certain blod types.

edit: Blood*. Damnit. I hate type-Os.

I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands...

Unfortunately, there is no cure.

A survey has found that majority of women assign a certain ringtone for their partner.

Men do that too. It's called silent.

Is it okay to hate certain races?

My friends want me to do a 10k but I don’t really like running more than 5k at a time.

Why is it so difficult to wake up certain NBA players in the morning?

They think they're already up.

How can an American be certain that the car he's just bought is actually new?

When it's recalled by the factory.

Only 2 things are certain in this world -

Death, taxes, and my inability to count

There's three things in life that are certain...

Death, taxes, and if you bring a black light in your son's room you'll be horrified.

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There are certain lines you don't cross.

One morning a few days ago, my wife and I were sitting at our kitchen table, enjoying a bit of verbal sparring while we ate. During one particular exchange I made the comment that if she kept up with her smart mouth, I was going to give her a "Rick James Special". She looked at me quizzically, pausi...

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3 things are fr certain in life

Death

Taxes

Someone giving you shit about misspelling your title on a Reddit post

caution: high altitudes under certain conditions can cause a bloody nose

Like on Mt. Shasta I heard a guy saying, "I just wanted to show people that it's possible to do things like hiking and Crossfit on a vegan diet, and besides I needed something to do after I retired at 30 on my Bitcoin investments" so I punched him in the nose.

I seek to promote the welfare of a certain baked dish.

I'm a flanthropist.

I saw an ad on a video game forum website, it was talking about certain rocks which could say a lot about my life.

I checked it out and it said nothing.
It all checked out, I can't say it wasn't wrong.

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On a certain day, a bull and a pheasant were grazing on the field...

It once happened, on a certain day, a bull and a pheasant were grazing on the field. The bull was grazing on the grass, the pheasant was picking ticks off the bull.

Then the pheasant looked at a huge tree which was at the edge of the field, and very nostalgically said, "Alas, there was a time...

I'm very sensitive to sounds of a certain frequency.

When I hear them it hertz.

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Only certain professionals can get away saying these

Doctor : Please take off your clothes...!!!

Dentist : Now open wide and hold still...!!!

Veterinarian : How's your pretty pussy...!!!

Gardener : Want me to fertilize your bush...???

Lawyer : Let's go over section 69...!!!

Banker : If you withdraw too early you lose...

A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo...

His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications

Are you bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers?

Hi, bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers, I'm dad.

I only eat certain types of oatmeal cookies

because raisins.

Why are certain bears so attracted to each other?

Because they are polar bears (hence forming permanant dipole interactions)

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Michael Moore's first cut of a certain movie involved lots of pornstars and oral sex. But people didn't like it, so he cut that out. It wasn't the pornstars fault though.

They tried their best and were blowing for Columbine

My friend has a weird quirk: he gets explosive diarrhea and just can't contain himself when he sees a certain soccer player...

And boy, it's Messi.

I heard that certain foods can be addictive

So I quit cold turkey.

There are some things that are certain in life.

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified,
well-dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Natalie," the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone ...

Jokes that only work in certain languages

In Dutch: "Wat is groen en blijft plakken? Kermit de sticker!"

In English: "What is green and sticky? Kermit the sticker!"

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The Dutch word for frog is 'kikker' which sounds like sticker *badum tsst*

I’m certain there are female hormones in beer.

When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

Is it ok to hate a certain race?

I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in.

There are certain professions where having experience doesnt account for anything

like being a suicide bomber

A hero named "Super Cal" suffers from a slight weakness that curses his own body. However, he does have a certain strength. It's, unfortunately, his bad breath that makes him fairly unattractive.

So, basically..."Super Cal is fragile-ish except for Halitosis"

An individual of a certain political party approached an individual of the opposing political party

"I believe that your prospective political leader is vastly inferior," said the second individual.

"I disagree," said the first, "but I respect your opinion."

"I also respect your opinion," replied the second.

I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes

All it takes is a little common sense.

My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year.

He's doing confidence intervals.

There are only two certain things in computer programming life...

death and syntax (end).

I'd tell you a joke about DOHC,

but I'm fairly certain it would go overhead.

Could we get length/content tags, To better find certain kinds of joke?

When I don't have a lot of time because I'm just on reddit during my break it would be cool to look up short one liner type joke. Some time I'm looking for longer jokes. I feel like this could benifit the sub alot.

I heard that if you buy certain apparel products, you're supporting the enslavement of children in Asia

And to think all these years I've been doing it the hard way!

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It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents

like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit.

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A cowboy had spent many days crossing the Montana prairies without water. His horse had already died of thirst.

He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. 

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase. He opens it a...

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Hitler walks past a certain alley

Two jews find out that Hitler walks past a certain alley every morning at 8am. So they decide to wait in the alley and kill Hitler and save the world.

So they get to this alley at 5am and wait...

6am... they wait.

7am... they wait.

8am... still no Hitler.

So they ...

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A plane emergency landed in the water, no one is willing to go on the life boat

The flight attendant then asks the captain what to do. The captain replied,

Tell the Americans that it is an "adventure"

Tell the English that it is a "honour"

Tell the French that it is "romantic"

Tell the German that it is "law"

Tell the Japanese that it is an "o...

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in response to u/alexsings, What 6 letter word has a n, i, g, g, e and ends in an r that's used to describe a certain group of people...

...ginger...

...you racist fuck!

I actually had anxiety for so long I went to a psychiatrist. And I said to the guy, 'I'm constantly anxious. What do I do?'

He told me I had obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I was shocked. I had to call him nine times to make sure he was certain.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist....

An organic chemist, an analytical chemist, and a physical chemist are asked if a certain horse will win the race. The organic chemist asks what the horse has been eating and drugs given to it. The analytical chemist asks for the makeup of the track and mud. The physical chemist starts with "If we as...

I walked in the lounge to find my wife breastfeeding our son.

“How long do you have to do that for?” I asked. “When is he too old for it?”

“Well, it’s a physical bond between a mother and her child isn’t it? It’s only the society that deems it unacceptable above a certain age.”

“Yeah, shut up Joe – I was talking to your mother.”

As I parked, my friend said I wasn’t totally perpendicular to the wall.

I checked on it and I guess he was right to a certain degree

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In town and all alone!!!

Ethel checked into a motel on her 65th birthday. She was lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age. So she decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages”.


She looked through the phone bo...

After years of research and exploration, an Archaeologist discovered an ancient book...

The book was said to answer any question asked of it. Being a professional, the archaeologist took the book back to his prestigious university, which was home to several leaders of certain fields. To research the book's power in a controlled manner, the archaeologist rounds up three of the universit...

To celebrate their 10th anniversary, Fruit Ninja decides to host a live event.

They decide to commission for an arcade style game/exhibition to be made where the visitors can pick up physical weapons at each of the fruit stations and hit the designated fruit with them. After they hit the fruit the computer would display their score and play a congratulatory tune if they got ab...

People always ask me what’s the best pastry

I tell them it’s quiche but with a special ingredient and it’s best at a certain time of the year but they never believe me

No one expects the Spinach in Quiche Season

My friend has intestinal problems.

However, he's found that eating certain kinds of food helps. Normally, he keeps them all to himself, but the other day he got really sick and had nothing to eat, so I offered to pick him up some groceries.

"Sure thing... Could you get some apples, beans, and alphabet soup?"

Now, apples...

A man goes for confession ...

The priest says “Tell me son why are you here”

“Well father , during the war , I hid a Jewish family in my attic and saved them from certain death.” the man replied.

The priest taken aback replies , “Well son this is a rather noble act that the lord would be proud of , why are you he...

A chemist walks into reddit

He does some research on certain posts and discovers that they are made up of atoms.

After some thought, he concludes that the posts at the top of r/all contain mostly hydrogen atoms, because hydrogen is the lightest element, so these posts naturally rise to the top. He decides to name these ...

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A young comedian wanted to make himself famous, so he covered the interior of his house with Jokes

He wrote down every joke he ever knew on a paper each and taped them to everything in his house: the floor, the walls, the couch....etc.

However there was one joke which he thought was lame, so he threw it away somewhere in his house and forgot about it.

The Comedian started inviting s...

A priest is stranded in the middle of the ocean with no food, water, or any form of communication.

This priest is praying to God, asking to be saved. Shortly after, a boat comes along and the captain stops to see if he can help the priest.

"Do you need help, sir?" Asked the captain.

"No, God will save me." Replied the priest determined that such was true.

"Alright." Said th...

What’s the difference between light and dark soy sauce?

I asked Alexa, what’s the difference between light and dark soy sauce?

Dark soy sauce is used in Chinese cooking to add colour and flavour to dishes. Light is an electromagnetic radiation within a certain portion of the electro magnetic spectrum.

Thanks Alexa - you’re not technically w...

A hip young man goes out and buys a 2001 Ferrari 360 Spider. It is the best convertible sports car, costing about $250,000.

He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped, wearing an open face crash helmet (looking about 70 years old) pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny red surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The youn...

Never thought i could care about another human being until i had a child.

Now im 100% certain i cant.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So why did the chicken cross the road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her e...

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