Did you hear about Marie Kondo’s latest book on organizing closets?
It’s called Hanger Management
A woman goes to IKEA to buy a new bedroom closet
She comes home and assembles the closet but as soon as a bus drives by her house, the closet collapses in on itself.
Frustrated she tries again, this time taking care to follow the instructions to the letter. Just as she is finished, another bus drives by her house and the closet collapses ag...
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A man is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time.
A man is meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time. He doesn't have a car, so he decides to get a bike so he doesn't look like a complete loser.
At the bike shop, the owner holds up some Vaseline and says, "if it ever rains, make sure you put this on the bike to protect it".
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