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An old man and woman snuck into the broom closet at the retirement home for a romp...

They undressed and were about to fuck when the woman realized she should warn the man about her heart condition.

"I should tell you, I have acute angina," she said.

"Good," said the man, "because you've got the ugliest tits I've ever seen!"

A Chinaman come to America looking for a job.

A local hardware store owner wants to prove he isn’t racist so he hires him.

After he hires him, the business owner asks the Chinaman what skills the he has.

“Nah much mister, mah Engrish nah bery Gud.”

The business owner tells him to go work in the supplies department.
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A man off the boat from China is looking for a job.

A local business man decides to hire him.

He tells the immigrant,

“I will have help out my store with supplies.”

In which he responds in broken English,

“Thank you mista thank you!”

After he shows him around the store, the business goes out for the rest of the day...

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