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Cereal Box Jokes

I opened my cereal box today for breakfast

“We’ve updated our privacy policy”

What do you call a cereal box full of snakes?

Honey Bunches of nopes

What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word?

Corn flakes

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

I should've known better than to sign a contract that was written on the side of a cereal box.

Turns out the thing was filled with loopholes

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Three couples are looking to join a new church.

They all talk with the pastor, who gives them all a test.

"If you can abstain from having sex until next Sunday, then I'll let you join my congregation," he says. "I want to see how well you can stand up against temptation."

All three couples agree that it's a fair test, and they promi...

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"I bet you I can keep you from eating those cheerios"

A small boy wanted to play a game with his parents so he said "let's see who can keep the other one from eating the cheerios first"

"Challenged accepted." Replied the father. So he stood up on the kitchen table and pissed in the mother's cheerios. The mother was a stubborn ole' mule so she st...

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