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Can't Get Hard Jokes

What does a dinosaur who can't get hard have?

E-reptile dysfunction

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A guy can't get hard

He hasnt been able to have sex and its really starting to bother him.
He asks a friend what to do

Friend " I had the same problem"
Guy "what do I do?"
Friend "finger your wife before sex and sniff you fingers, the more you do the harder you will get."

That night the guy tries ...

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A sex Ed teacher walks into class with a condom and a banana

He addresses the class and says "today i will show you how to use a condom and i have this banana because i can't get hard on an empty stomach"

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

Sorry I can't get hard right now...I just got laid 10 minutes ago!

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A little boy, suffering with diarrhea, asks his mom for some Viagra...

"What!" asks the shocked mother, "Why on Earth would you ask for that?"

"Well," replies the boy, "isn't that what you give dad when his shit can't get hard?"

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