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Why is it called canning when you put things in jars?

Because calling it anything else would be too jarring.
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What do you call a Parisian who enjoys canning cucumbers?

A French Pickler.
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Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.
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I was slightly traumatized while canning some food.

It was a jarring experience.
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I had a job canning drinks at a factory but have recently quit

It was soda pressing
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Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.
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Some people are into canning this time of year

But I find it to be a rather jarring experience.
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I took a class recently on the history of food preservation.

In the early days, metal containers were the cheapest and easiest to make, so almost all food was stored in cans. Tin was a particularly soft and easy to mold/shape, and didn’t rust like other options, so most preserved food cans were made of tin.

Things went great for a while, with some food...
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The beverage factory

Steve just got a job at the beverage factory and is getting a tour from the manager on his first day. The manager spends this time explaining the different assembly lines.

"Over here," the manager says, "is the lemonade assembly line. we take the product, package it up and prepare it to ship....
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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

[2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)
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