Two old farmers have each 1 big meadow and only 1 sheep.
One farmer proposes to remove the fence between their meadows because the sheep are both lonely. The second farmer agrees, however he wonders how they could tell which sheep belongs to whom. The first farmer comes up with the idea ...
A man hires a poacher to capture a male gorilla for a zoo.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man. The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun and a chihuahua. They search through the jungl...
A rabbit, a fox and a bear have to enroll in the army.
Neither of the 3 are very happy about it and the only chance they have to avoid it is by being rejected during the medical exam. As They are waiting in line at the doctors office their desperation builds up untill right before it's the rabbits turn. The rabbit turns to the fox: "Fox I might h...
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