Bob, an Olympic class wrestler - has a match with Bjorn, a Lapland wrestling grandmaster
Before the meet, Bob's coaches warned him that Bjorn has a deadly stranglehold move called "the pretzel". They warned him not to dip his right shoulder while standing face to face, or he will certainly lose.
Bob keeps this advice in mind as he wrestles Bjorn - but he loses concentration for ...
A dog is sitting beside a railroad track.
He's wagging his tail as a train starts rushing past and the train cuts off the tip of his tail. Mad and in pain, he turns to snap at the train and the train cuts his head off.
The moral of the story: Don't lose your head over a little piece of tail.
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three guys are on a deserted island...
Just recently shipwrecked. As they each regain consciousness they realize they are surrounded by cannibals. The cannibals put each man into a bamboo cage and hold them there over night. The next morning the natives hand each man a palm leaf sack and explain to them that they are to gather a single f...
One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog.
He goes over to the man and asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The old man replies, "No, never."
When the man bends down to pet the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says, 'I thought you said your dog did not bite!"
"I did," replies the old man, "but this isn't my d...