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My pop told me I would never amount to anything.

Well jokes on him because I've amounted to nothing.

Two boll weevils grew up in the deep South.

One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.

The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one became known as the lesser of two weevils.

I have tried all my life multiplying really large numbers by zero.

That amounted to nothing.

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