An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that...
Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?
A teddy bear applies for a job at a building site...
... The foreman is a bit surprised, but the teddy bear is quite insistent, so Monday rolls around and the teddy bear is put on the payroll, and issued with a hard hat, a safety jacket, a pick and shovel.
The teddy bear works hard all day, and the foreman is pleasantly surprised. In the evenin...
What's my favorite kind of sushi?
Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?
Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.
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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" ...
I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. .
he said payroll.