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Payroll Jokes

Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?

Severus Package

What's my favorite kind of sushi?

Payroll

Did you know the US police have the most comprehensive and well maintained database of potential racist shooters?

They call it “the payroll”.

Why did Ajit Pai cross the road?

Because Verizon payroll services was on the opposite side.

I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. .

he said payroll.

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Government Joke

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" ...

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Do you have an email address?

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that...

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