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Lung cancer has done a real number on me; I don’t have long left. Doc said he’s going to get me a donor lung..

…but I’m not holding my breath.

Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers.

That's because it's imaginary.

Why can't real numbers keep a secret?

Because they're not discreet

One isn't a real number,

Real numbers have curves.

What is the main difference between real numbers and women?

Real numbers having period are rational.

What's similar between the squareroot of -1 and the number of confirmed cases in China

They are both not real numbers

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I think that the nuclear launch codes should be kept in the hands of women, and those codes should also represent the number of sexual partners they have had.

That way they will never give up the real numbers under any circumstances.

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A Russian professor...

...is starting his term at an American university. He is assigned to teach an introductory calculus sequence for freshman.

"What topics should I cover?", he asks a few colleagues.

"Oh, simple stuff" they say; "start off with some facts about the real numbers, move into limits and dif...

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