Real Number Jokes - 7 Hilarious Real Number Jokes

Why can't real numbers keep a secret?

Because they're not discreet

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Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers.

That's because it's imaginary.

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Lung cancer has done a real number on me; I don’t have long left. Doc said he’s going to get me a donor lung..

…but I’m not holding my breath.

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One isn't a real number,

Real numbers have curves.

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What is the main difference between real numbers and women?

Real numbers having period are rational.

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What's similar between the squareroot of -1 and the number of confirmed cases in China

They are both not real numbers

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A Russian professor...

...is starting his term at an American university. He is assigned to teach an introductory calculus sequence for freshman.

"What topics should I cover?", he asks a few colleagues.

"Oh, simple stuff" they say; "start off with some facts about the real numbers, move into limits and dif...

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