It's really irrational.

String replies, "Sorry, you're not my type."

1, 3, 5, 7, George Bush, 13, 15, 17, 19.

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

It was pointless

Before long, they've had their fill and start causing drunken havoc, disturbing all the patrons. The bartender intends to get to the bottom of this matter. Reasoning that a mathematician would be able to help, he calls Bertrand Russell.

"Hey, I've got three sets in my bar and they're acting p...

"Hey, I've got three sets in my bar and they're acting p...

Because they can’t float

He was Squared Straight.

I can't even

A professor asked a math student, an engineering student and a medical student, "What is two plus two?"

The math student excitedly states: "That is a solvable problem. The set of integers is a closed system under addition. Two is an integer, so the sum of 2 and 2 must also be an integer. Supp...

The math student excitedly states: "That is a solvable problem. The set of integers is a closed system under addition. Two is an integer, so the sum of 2 and 2 must also be an integer. Supp...

A hot new nightclub, Integers, opened up in Berlin. The club's

advertising referenced the "infinite" amount of space on the inside, and its excellent location downtown. The walls were sleek and black, with purple house lights and an immaculate sound system. Drinks were all priced at whole dollar...

advertising referenced the "infinite" amount of space on the inside, and its excellent location downtown. The walls were sleek and black, with purple house lights and an immaculate sound system. Drinks were all priced at whole dollar...

He cut off its head, and two more grew in its place.

He cut off its two heads, and four more grew in their place.

He cut off its four heads, and eight more grew in their place.

...

He cut off its 1073741824 heads, and the Hydra died of integer overflow.

He cut off its two heads, and four more grew in their place.

He cut off its four heads, and eight more grew in their place.

...

He cut off its 1073741824 heads, and the Hydra died of integer overflow.

While I've always been able to count on the cardinal numbers, I find that some of the integers can be negative, but at least they're still rational. But as long as a number can be real with me, I don't care how dense they might be.

A computer program required 8 bits of memory but the programmer mistakenly allocated space for a 64 bit integer instead

They then tried to rectify the issue by declaring a second 64 bit integer but this didn't have the desired effect

Two longs don't make a byte

They then tried to rectify the issue by declaring a second 64 bit integer but this didn't have the desired effect

Two longs don't make a byte

Any integer not wholly divisible by 2!

A person belonging to an ethnic group whose members are commonly considered to have certain stereotypical mannerisms met another person belonging to a different ethnic group with a different set of imputed stereotypical mannerisms. The first person acted in a manner consistent with the stereotypes ...

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