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Continuum Jokes

How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum?

It takes a paradox.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

My girlfriend is weird. Sometimes she wants my time, then sometimes suddenly she wants her space

We don't seem to have established a functional continuum

After roughly three years i finally got around to making a documentary about the nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future

It's about time

I like it when Netflix do Scifi shows.

I hope they continuum

A guy walks into a bar, and is greeted by a robot.

The robot says, “What’s your drink”? The man replies, “Whisky”. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ”? The man says 150. The robot then pours his whisky and proceeds to talk to the man about the space time continuum, time travel, and the multiverse. The man finishes his drink, and leaves the bar. ...

I love the BBC’s documentaries about time and space!

I really quantum to continuum!

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