Woman's Body Jokes - 21 Hilarious Woman's Body Jokes

I,too, once was a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born

A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed.

The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't.

I was once a man stuck in a woman's body

Then my mother gave birth

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I'm a man stuck in a woman's body...

If anyone has a cure for penis captivus, I would love to hear it.

I'm a man trapped in a woman's body

Now I know not to keep the superglue and the lube in the same drawer.

So there's this part of a woman's body that can drive her wild with erotic pleasure and I can't remember the name of it.

It's on the tip of my tongue...

I have come to the realization that I am, in fact, a man trapped inside a woman's body…

In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t have put the lube next to the glue…

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What organ in the woman's body is still warm 15 minutes after her death?

My cock.

During a marriage preparation class, the teacher asked how many kissable areas there are on a woman's body

One guy said, "18."

A French guy in the back yelled, "119!"

Another guy said, "12."

The French guy piped up again, "119!"

A sweet girl in the front said, "I know only one...the lips!"

The French guy shouted, "120!"

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In Thailand, where on the woman's body is the clitoris?

Depends on the surgeon

What is the longest part of a woman's body?

Her legs. They go from the floor all the way to paradise.

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NSFW What is the warmest part inside a dead woman's body?

My penis.

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Three flees who are living in a woman's body

are talking to each other. The first one, who lives in the ear, says: "Well, my life is very easy: my house gets brushed every weak. It's hygienic, and I'm satisfied".
The second one lives in the belly button. He says: "My house is also beautiful. It gets cleaned even every day, and I love it to...

The Sweet Spot On A Woman's Body

My friend at work was telling me about an article he read over the weekend. Apparently there's a spot on a woman's body, that if you hit it just right it will make their legs turn to jelly.

It's called the chin

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Did you know that the softest part in a woman's body is that area between her anus and her vagina?

No matter how hard you smash your eggs in there they would not crack.

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Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body...

**...that's how tight my girlfriend's pussy is.**

^Credit ^to ^BJ ^Novak's ^"One ^More ^Thing: ^Stories ^and ^Other ^Stories" ^which ^is ^where ^I ^encountered ^this ^joke.

A man and his wife went on vacation to Israel, his mother-in-law decided to go, too.

One night on the trip, the mother-in-law died of a heart attack. The couple visited a local undertaker who said that it would cost $1500 to take the woman's body back to the US.

"However," said the undertaker, "We could have the funeral and bury her here in the Holy Land for only $150."
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Two old men are walking in the garden of their retirement home...

All the sudden, some old woman jumps out of the bushes right in front of them, swings her bathrobe wide open and exposing her naked body beneath shouts "SUPERPUSSY!!!"

One man turns to the other, taps his hearing aid and says loudly:
"WHAT DID SHE SAY, LARRY?"

"She said SUPERPUSSY, ...

I really identify with the trans movement...

For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!

Can you go to jail for this?

A demon enters a woman's body. During this time it makes her do horrible things. She commits multiple crimes.
A priest is finally able to free her of this demon, but legally she is still held accountable for all of her crimes.

She goes to prison and one of inmate says "I'm in for theft; ...

What's the definition of a misogynist?

A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his.

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