To stamp out burning fires. Why do elephants have big feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
First and last original joke from 6 year old self
A large semiaquatic rodent with webbed hind feet and a broad flat tail walks into a bar carrying a hammer and screwdriver.
He starts working on various wobbly bar stools, wonky tables, stuck doors, sagging rails and so on, fixing misalignments and straightening everything up, all the while humming and singing under his breath.
After several minutes of careful work to get everything straight and level he finishes...
Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time...
Remember Elephant jokes?
These are the first three that I learned a looooong time ago!
* Why do ducks have webbed feet? -- So they can stomp out forest fires. * Why do elephants have flat feet? -- So they can stomp out flaming ducks. * Why do elephants paint their toenails red? -- So they can hide in cherry tre...
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