What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don’t know either.

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What do you call two people who masturbate together by internet ?

An online meating.

The human mind is like Internet Explorer.

There are at least 9 tabs open.



3 of them are frozen.



And there is no clue where the music is coming from.

My mind is like Internet Explorer

I don't use Internet Explorer.

There are so many scams on the internet nowadays...

Send me three easy installments of $19.99, and I'll tell you how to avoid all of them!

what does the internet use when swimming?

googles. i think this OC but i could be wrong

How do trees connect to the Internet?

They log on.

Please send help. I barely hacked onto the internet from China. My country is censoring and controlling us.

Edit: Just kidding. China is a wonderful place. They treat us well and care very much about our human rights. Thank you.

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Did you hear about the guy with awful internet trying to bring up a porn page?

He couldn't get it up!

Remember before the internet when it was thought collective stupidity was due to a lack of information?

Well, it wasn’t that.

This young generation with their computers and internet are so self absorbed.

It's all meme, meme, meme..

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The latest your momma joke to hit the internet...

Your momma has fucked more people than Thomas Cook

What does corn use to get on the internet?

The cobweb.

How does a tree get on the internet?

It logs in.

Why was the internet slow at the Chinese marijuana Farm?

Because it is run with a high Ping.

The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

I've got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. He's going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.

Edit: Apparently he's stuck in traffic and he's going to be here in 6 hours 54 minutes.

Edit2: He's making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.

Edit3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days

What do you call a mafioso with internet problems

A disconnected guy



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I told my friend that people on reddit were stupid...

That they spend hours of their precious lives arguing with people they will never meet and getting all emotional about stuff that can't be fixed on the internet, and which changes absolutely nothing.

He said, and you know this how...?

Internet went down.

So my internet went down for the whole weekend,so I talked to my family. They seem to be nice.

Everyone who is concerned about facial recognition software / loosing your privacy because of photos in the internet...

Just wait until you hear about driver licenses.

What was internet medias' interpretation of the hawking effect and coronal mass ejections?

: "God rubbing one out".

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Are you satisfied with your internet?

A man walks into Costco, an employee with a clipboard approaches him.

The employee asks, “Sir would you be interested in participating in a quick survey about your internet?”

The man replies “Sure”

“So sir, are you currently satisfied with your internet?”

“I guess so”
...

What do you call an old man on the Internet?

Elder scrolls

I wo der how people used their free time before the internet...

I asked my eight siblings but they didn't know either.

Girls are like Internet Domain names

the ones I like are already taken

Why don't lepers use the Internet?

Because they're digitally challenged.

I’m starting a club that prints out and mails content from r/jokes to people without internet.

It’ll be called the re-postal service.

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

I'm positively delighted by funny internet memes.

So much so that I frequently can't even make it to the punch line without becoming giddy with laughter.

I suffer from, premature e-joke elation.

Before the internet, things still went viral...

For example, The Beatles, among others, spread all over the world.

I guess you could say there were a few bugs going around.

What's the most eco-friendly site on the Internet?

Reddit - it recycles most of its material.

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A man went on the internet at work and read that if you masturbate before sex then you'll last longer.

So he thinks 'Great, me and the missus were planning a good time tonight"
But he runs into a problem he can't do it at work, because he'll get fired, he can't do it at home because his wife would be there. So after much thinking he comes up with a solution, on his way home he'll pull over, go un...

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"Thank you for contacting Xfinity Internet, my name is Janice, with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?"

*"Hello Janice my name is Daniel."*

Janice: *"Pleased to meet you Daniel, how can I help you"*

Daniel: *"Well, I'd like to increase my Internet access speed to something more suitable."*

Janice: *"Great! That should not be a problem. So what is your current plan?"*

Dani...

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