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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

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Me and my family recently went to a zoo

It had bad ratings on websites. When we went there it was completely empty except one small dog

It was a shit zoo

My handwriting is so bad

That websites use it as captcha.

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So a girl browses for guys to date on a website

She demands three things: that he must never hurt her, that he will never run away, and that he must be very good in bed.

A while later, her doorbell rings and she answers the door. To her surprise, it was a man with no arms, no legs, just like Nick Vujicic.

He introduces himself: "Hi,...

What do websites and people have in common?

They both use cookies to improve their performance

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

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[NSFW] "Grandfather, which websites are you looking at?"

"Those are just some history websites."
"Let me have a look: but Grandfather, those are porn websites!"
"For you - it's porn. For me - history..."

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The three main criteria for dating websites are as follows

-Age

-Sex

-Location

But I think this needs to change badly, as I personally don’t condone under-age sex

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