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Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.

Which whales have the fastest websites?

Cachalots

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

What do websites and people have in common?

They both use cookies to improve their performance

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

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Me and my family recently went to a zoo

It had bad ratings on websites. When we went there it was completely empty except one small dog

It was a shit zoo

My handwriting is so bad

That websites use it as captcha.

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

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