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Websites Jokes

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

Grandmothers are like websites

They keep asking you to accept their cookies.

All websites use cookies.

Except English websites. They use biscuits.

What do you call Iberian Wildcat websites downloaded in Spain?

Spanish Lynx.

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Watching movies on illegal websites are probably the hottest thing you can do.

I mean, why else would all these horny singles in my area be ready to chat.

Which whales have the fastest websites?

Cachalots

All these websites asking me to accept these cookies...

But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

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The government has decided to ban all alcohol adverts on pornography websites

When asked, an official commented:

'We made this decision for the wellbeing of the kids who watch it'

I just realized why adult websites have a bunch of incest recently.

Everyone is clicking on 'Show more related videos'.

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I realized that Tinder is the exact opposite of most websites in porn website ads.

There’s tons of hot single ladies in my area, but none of them want to fuck me.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

I hate online dating websites.

The men never look like the woman in the picture.

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Starbucks announced they will soon block porn websites from their public access Wifi

Good thing all I need is that two-tailed mermaid.

A new study just showed that reddit is one of the most environmentally friendly websites.

Everything they promote is recycled garbage.

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[NSFW] "Grandfather, which websites are you looking at?"

"Those are just some history websites."
"Let me have a look: but Grandfather, those are porn websites!"
"For you - it's porn. For me - history..."

Where do all the recycled websites go?

Dot Compost

Everyone remember: forward slashes are for websites, back slashes...

are for punishment.

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Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches

Now we will nazi those results.

I have a delivery van set as my profile picture on dating websites.

I just want the ladies to know what they’re getting into.

I like to make my websites with Ajax

Because that way my designs always come out very clean.

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So a girl browses for guys to date on a website

She demands three things: that he must never hurt her, that he will never run away, and that he must be very good in bed.

A while later, her doorbell rings and she answers the door. To her surprise, it was a man with no arms, no legs, just like Nick Vujicic.

He introduces himself: "Hi,...

I noticed in Canada websites end in .ca, in the U.S. with .com.

I'm willing to wager that in Russia it ends with -cam.

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