There's nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs.

They don't hold any records.

My doctor asked if I wanted a digital prostate exam..

He didn't mention there were no electronics involved but now I get his point

Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme

It was his cryptonite.

I name my little guy after a digital game store

Say hello to Humble Bundle

What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

Just had my first ever prostate check. My doctor said it's called a digital rectal exam.

Felt more like it was anal-og to me though.

What do you call two digital artists in a fight?

Graphic Violence

How do you set your digital location to Skyrim?

You use NordVPN

I can make digital art and canvas art easily.

But when it comes to paper, that's where I draw the line.

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By tightly securing our Nuclear Arsenal through human, digital, mechanical and chemical means, we've been able to almost completely eliminate the risk of nuclear warhead explosions due to accidents or hostile attacks, however if these past four years have taught us something ...

... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.

My dad always brags that his was the first profession to go completely digital.

He’s a proctologist.

If your digital multimeter gives a bogus reading, try it again.

It's probably a Fluke.

Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented?

They spent too long processing the negatives.

This new digital currency is bitc*in!

Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

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Jack is a cowboy working on a large ranch in a remote pasture in Wyoming.

One day as he’s overseeing the livestock on the ranch a brand-new 7 Series BMW suddenly advances towards him creating an enormous cloud of dust in the process

The car stops and the driver is a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie. He steps out of the car and...

What was the first form of digital storage?

gloves

I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my digital radio.

Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types.

It's hard to be a Buddhist in todays digital world, especially when it comes to emails.

No attachments.

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Two friends are in a bar, on a night out, having a couple of drinks.

After several rounds, one of them asks:
„Hey man, what time is it?“

The other one takes a look at his wristwatch and replies: „No clue“

„What do you mean, no clue? You have a digital watch?“

He responds with: „Sure, but you try dividing 23 with 49“

A cannibal had an unusual hobby.

He would save the extremities of bodies and use them to form works of art. The others began questioning him. "What's up with all these pictures made out of fingers and toes?" they asked. He responded, "Oh, I just really like working with digital media."

I was getting a prostate examination when the doctor said "just so you know, this is a digital rectal exam".

"I understand. I know what is involved", I reply.

The doctor elaborates, "Just so you know, this exam will likely cause an erection".

I consider it for a moment and say, "That's fine, I've got it under control. It should be ok".

The doctor replies, "I wasn't talking about you."

The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s.

That explains alot about my Tinder matches.

I got one of those digital assistant things for Christmas, but I think it's defective

It refuses to open the pod bay doors.

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My Wife is missing.

Husband:

My wife is missing.

She went out yesterday and has not come home...



Sergeant at Police Station:

What is her height?



Husband:

Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.



Sergeant:

Weight?



Husb...

what does a digital seagull wear to the beech

a beak.ini

How was the first digital sound created?

Someone snapped their fingers.

My brother has been working on a belt with a built in digital clock.

Talk about a waist of time.

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

I phoned 999 and told the guy that two men had just broken into my house and stolen my CDs.

"Could you please give me a description of them?" the man asked.



"Certainly," I replied. "They're round plastic discs on which music or other digital information is stored."

How come erotic games are always digital downloads?

I just want a physical release.

What did the male digital signal ask a female digital signal?

Do you do ANALog?

Why does the US military use digital camo?

They turned down the graphics for better performance

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Pope taking a shower!

The Pope was having a shower and although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax, he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy semen flying through the air...

What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?

A .flac gun

Why aren't digital images of Bob Marley scalable?

Because they're all rasta graphics.

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Guys, if you get a digital rectal exam, you might feel like you're going to poop or going to orgasm.

You won't know whether you're coming or going.

After the invention of digital watches, the Swiss were in quite a bind...

Faced with what seemed like an existential threat to their national watch manufacturers, the Swiss Government send out pamphlets to foreign and domestic watch owners, asking them to sign up if they were interested in buying mechanical watches as gifts or fashion statements. Unfortunately, no one sig...

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So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers...

...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

How do you eat a digital elephant?

One byte at a time!

How do you catch a digital fish

Online

Mr Peg, my Digital Photography teacher, just passed away.

Rest in peace Jay.

What's the fastest way to read braille?

Digitally.

A digital pirate lost his leg.

He now has a JPEG leg to replace it.

There was once a billionaire philanthropist with a curious idea....

"What would happen if he gave modern musical instruments to tribal people who have never been in contact with the outer world? He decided to do just that, and to return after 10 years. The tribesmen were given an electric guitar, bass, a drum kit, digital keys, everything needed to make music with o...

I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition

but it didn't count.

Have you seen my digital boat?

Oh wait, its syncing.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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