A lot of new social media sites are like some of the jokes on this sub:

Smaller, more condensed and ultimately worse than the original they ripped off

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Ireland Declares War on France

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

"Hallo!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy Down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," the President of France ...

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What do you call prostitutes on construction sites?

Tricks of the trade

"What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?"

***"They're both Paris sites."***

Three suitors - choose wisely.

A woman is deciding between three suitors which one to be with. She says to the three men, "we are still young and inexperienced, go out there and travel around the world, we'll see when you come back."


So the first guy goes to Europe and tours the different countries there.

...

An American man is visiting Sydney Australia. Going around seeing all the sites.

Suddenly he is struck by a car, injuring him, and putting him into a coma for 24 hours. He wakes up in the hospital, dazed and disoriented, he just sees the all white room. He hears a voice, and asks the nurse, "Did I come here to die?"
She turns and flatly responds, "Nah mate, you came here yes...

A French man and a German sit at a bar

The French man says to the German, β€œIn France, we have fun by going to the park, eating bread with cheese, and mocking tourists. What is it that you Germans do for fun?” The German replied, β€œIn Germany we ride the autobahn, visit historical sites, and learn about the world.” β€œPah!”, the French man s...

I've been googling "how to kill myself" and all that's showing up are suicide prevention sites

I'm like how is this good SEO?

The size of the wildlife at construction sites is huge.

I mean, just look at the size of those cranes.

Two Minnesota hunters travelled south to Iowa, one winter, to hunt deer.

After tracking a big stag for miles they finally get it in their sites and take it down.

As they struggled dragging the dead animal across the snowy, open fields, back to their pickup, they were stopped by a DNR officer and he asked to see their hunting licenses and stamps.

Assured...

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My doctor told me I'm a sick, sick individual ...

... and he added that he'll never again take any of my recommendations for porn sites.

All websites use cookies.

Except English websites. They use biscuits.

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I accidentally clicked an ad for one of those fetish porn sites...

It was fucking shit!

I'm done with dating sites

I'm only dating pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a car, a job and, pizza

Of all the dating sites I've tried, I found the most success on Google.

I just typed in "single girls" and got 49 million matches!

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I went on one of them sex sites, and I managed to line up a threesome!

A couple of no-shows but I still had fun

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Porn sites should be .cum not .com

I’m serious. It would help with the disambiguation thing

Trump is a genius threatening to attack historical cultural sites in Iran

He knows that the Iranians won't find any of these in the US to retaliate

Women on dating sites are so confusing!

They ask for a "genuine guy" then block you when you send.........proof

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I caught my son googling really sketchy porn sites, and I was completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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