A funeral director is standing at the edge of a cliff, about to jump
Funeral Director: I'm ruined! My funeral directory business has gone bankrupt! I will lose my home, my wife, my kids. I'm RUINED!!! RUINED!!!!!!!! Okay... on three, I jump. One... two... thr-
Man: What are you doing?
Funeral director: I'm about to commit suicide. You?
Man: Also ...