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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet

Number 7 will shock you

Title that makes you click the post

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and went to bed, he in the upper bunk and...

So this is a story I found and wanted to share it with whoever clicks on this

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.....
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....

Over the course of ...

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren’t one of them.

[WARNING CONTENT NOT FUNNY] Do not click into this

A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer will shock you...

You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: “Mask it or Casket”!

So a politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

‟So, you’re a politician...”
‟Well, yes, is that a problem?”
‟Oh no, no problem. But we have recently adopted a new system for people in your line of wo...

Once upon a time, a Reddit lurker clicked on a joke in /r/jokes.

They weren't expecting to read that ultimately, their life is meaningless and that nothing they do matters in the grand scheme of things.

WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!

// THE POLICE

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Some say if you can guess the punchline of a joke by the title on Reddit before clicking on it - that it's a rubbish joke...

Tits

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Jack was doing his online classes when he got bored and decided needed to say something, so he clicked the raise hand button.

Mr.Cooper (the teacher) said,

"Yes Jack?"

Jack replies with,

"Oh sorry sir I was just stretching."

Click here for a RickRoll!

>!Never!< >!Gonna!< >!Give !< >!You !< >! Up!< >!Never!< >!Gonna!< >!expect!< >!the!< >!Spanish!< >!Inquisition!<

I thought my mouse was dead.

But it's alive and clicking.

Samurai wielding sword: now we fight to the death

**Me, nervously clicking pen:** t-they better be right about this

I have to stop my tongue clicking habit

Yesterday, this Xhosa man almost punched me in the face, screaming 'What the hell did you just call me!?'

Went out with this girl I met on Ok Cupid, I think we clicked, but I never asked her out again. I know this makes me shallow, I just couldn't handle how many kids she had.

To be fair, it was my own fault, she clearly stated in her profile that she was a goat farmer...

My grandfather and I have the same name

One day, when I was in third grade, a friend from school phoned home.

My grandmother picked up.

"Hello, who is this?"

"Hi, is Jacob home? This is his friend."

"Sorry, Jacob has gone to his office."

\*confused silence from the other end\*

"Um, may I know who ...

how do you make someone click on your post?

Like that

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I had a call from a scammer the other day

Me: “Hello.”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.”

Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”>...

What goes Click Click, have I done it yet?

A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

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I accidentally clicked an ad for one of those fetish porn sites...

It was fucking shit!

I went online looking for some new recipies for dessert.

I clicked on accept cookies, but I'm still waiting for them to show up.

click here if you want to join the peepee club

urine

Do you know the difference between a toilet and a pan?

If you clicked to see the answer don’t ever ask me to eat at your place.

What news sources do fish prefer?

Click bait (sorry for the dad joke)

I met the most amazing and beautiful North African girl tonight and we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man.

OK, Boomhauer

Yesterday I was sentenced to death for writing so many click bait headlines

What happens next will shock you

I fell victim to a click bait.

Just like you.

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A man is flying on an airplane.

Several hours into the flight he needs to go to the bathroom, so he goes to the lavatories but they are all occupied and there's quite a queue. He waits for about 10 minutes until he literally cannot hold it any longer.

Just when he's about to burst he sees lady come out of the ladies room in...

What's the difference between a Cat and a Fleshlight?

If you've clicked into this to find out, then you really shouldn't have a cat.

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The Sensitive Man

A man and a woman meet in a singles bar. They chat, they click, they connect. The fellow proposes that they continue their discussion over drinks at his place. The woman agrees.

They arrive at his apartment, and the woman is genuinely pleasantly surprised to see that, unlike a lot of bache...

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

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Click to find out what kind of motherfucker you are



You a curious motherfucker.

I never click on these, because the punchline is rarely worth the effort.

Told you

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What is green, but when you click a button it becomes red?

A frog in a blender

Do you know how to spot clickbait?

Obviously not

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I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now and I'm getting pissed off....

It keeps asking me, 'Where do you want to go?'
So I click on the icon that says 'Home' and then it makes me start again.

Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her

I need to give her a charger too.

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My girlfriend and I just aren't clicking and I found out why.

I'm a pisces and she's a crazy bitch.

I accidentally clicked on a pop-up link that said, “Free Justin Bieber tickets inside!”

Thankfully it was just a virus.

I once had a conversation with a dolphin

We just clicked....

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

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How do you win an argument with your family this Thanksgiving?

Click the 'End Meeting' button

Dirty jokes time.Don't click if you are easily offended.

I asked my uncle how I could tell if a girl was into me?
He told me, Oh that's easy, when you have your hand down her pants...if it feels like your feeding a horse...she likes you.

10 Ways to disguise Click Bait!

Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)

Son : Dad, how do I catch fish?

Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water

Son : And then what?

Dad : What happens next will shock you

I didn't think my pet bat would ever learn echolocation...

But it eventually clicked.

A blonde in a powder blue Mercedes convertible is pulled over for speeding.

"Okay" says the cop, "let's see some ID."

The blonde looks at him in bafflement. "ID? Like, what do you mean?" and he sighs: "Lady, it'll be in your purse, it's rectangular, and it has your picture on it."

So she digs through her purse, finds her compact, flips it open, the little ligh...

a wise man once said

"you wouldn't have clicked if it wasn't for the NSFW tag."

I've found the perfect girl but it isn't clicking yet

Wish me luck I'm about to change the battery on my wireless mouse.

Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?

To get to the other slide.

Click here for spoilers

Microorganisms
Humidity
Light
Heat

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On a call with a friend

Hey, what has a tiny penis and hangs down?

I don't know what?

A bat.

And what has a enormous penis and hangs up?

I dunno what?

*Clicks*

For PC games, the harder you click the more damage you do.

I need to replace my mouse.

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

When i was 10 i clicked on an ad that said "she looks 35 but shes actually 50! Find out her secret now!" It gave me malware

But could you blame me? Its every 10 year olds dream to look 35

Vending machine

A guy from the past travel to the future and sees a vending machine. He's confused so he asks a person how does it work. The person says "You first put a coin, then you click here and there you go" a can of Cola falls and the person takes it. The guy from the past gets exited so he brings out all hi...

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

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I clicked on a link for a naked Trump leak.

Turned out it was just fake nudes.

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If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

Avoiding click-bait is impossible.

My point exactly.

Click bait is everywhere these days.

Scroll down to see how many fell for it.

20 AMAZING ways to cut down on click bait

Well that wasn't one of them.

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.

Why did the redditor click the post?

I don’t know either.

"Can I get a pet fox?"

While browsing the forums I read a simple post, the question "Can I get a pet fox?"

Clicking inside, I read the top answer. "You can't tame a fox, but you can leash it to a post." Which I thought was a really succinct and apt commentary on how exotic pet ownership is sometimes unfair to speci...

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

Don't click this, I accidentally wrote something offensive

something offensive

His holiness the Dalai Lama

Sent an email to Xi Jinping.

Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.

It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.

Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.

"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai...

(Click to see full post) there are three unwritten rules to a good life....

1)
2)
3)

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

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Click here to find out what type of motherfucker you are.

You are an optimistic motherfucker for clicking this and hoping for a different punchline than "curious".

I was struggling trying to learn to play the song “Take On Me.” Then all of a sudden it clicked and I got it

It was a real Ah-Ha moment

I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup

I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.

We clicked pretty quickly, and sta...

TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.

He called it “Remorse Code”.

How do you know if you’re smarter than a Buzzfeed reader?

Click here to find out!

What’s worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

I think I'm getting better at predicting what people will do.

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See? I knew you'd click this post.

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Called my friend.

I called my friend just now and said, "I have a joke for you."

Friend: "Ok shoot"

Me: "What has a tiny penis and hangs down?"

Friend: "I dunno what?"

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?


*Click*

Click here if you want to hear a joke about a ghost

That's the spirit!

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A boy asks his girlfriend over for dinner to meet his parents.

He tells her he will pick her up at 6 and his parents are seeing a show afterwards, so they will have the house all to themselves. She’s nervous, but also excited, so goes shopping to pick out some lingerie for their big night.

She and the chatty assistant just click and get to talking about...

Music growing up.

It was always interesting growing up and listening to music in the car. When I was in my mom's car we always listened to country music. With dad driving I heard a never ending stream if talk radio. My favorite though was with grandpa, we would jam out to the turn signal he forgot to turn off since w...

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