Execution is click bait...

because ***YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!!***

how do you make someone click on your post?

Like that

[WARNING CONTENT NOT FUNNY] Do not click into this

A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

click here if you want to join the peepee club

urine

Dirty jokes time.Don't click if you are easily offended.

I asked my uncle how I could tell if a girl was into me?
He told me, Oh that's easy, when you have your hand down her pants...if it feels like your feeding a horse...she likes you.

I asked my girlfriend how she avoids click-bait..

Her answer may shock you!

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*CLICK*

My friend:hey can I tell you a joke

Me:uh sure?

My friend:what has a little penis and hangs down?

Me:what?

My friend:a bat

Me:anything else

My friend:of course, what has a big penis and hangs up

Me: what?

*CLICK*

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Called my friend.

I called my friend just now and said, "I have a joke for you."

Friend: "Ok shoot"

Me: "What has a tiny penis and hangs down?"

Friend: "I dunno what?"

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?


*Click*

Why did the redditor click the post?

I don’t know either.

For PC games, the harder you click the more damage you do.

I need to replace my mouse.

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

I met my girlfriend at an African language class...

We just clicked!

I fell victim to a click bait.

Just like you.

What goes click ninety-nine times and clack once?

A centipede with a clubfoot.

(Click to see full post) there are three unwritten rules to a good life....

1)
2)
3)

Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?

To get to the other slide.

Avoiding click-bait is impossible.

My point exactly.

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Click to find out what kind of motherfucker you are



You a curious motherfucker.

Don't click this, I accidentally wrote something offensive

something offensive

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.

He called it “Remorse Code”.

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

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If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

Mentally tough people are better at this important skill:

>!Resisting clickbait headlines.!<

A politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..." "Well, yes, is that a problem?" "Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and ...

10 Ways to disguise Click Bait!

Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

20 AMAZING ways to cut down on click bait

Well that wasn't one of them.

Click here if you want to hear a joke about a ghost

That's the spirit!

Click here for spoilers

Microorganisms
Humidity
Light
Heat

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...

...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

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I couldn't quite click my seat belt together the other day...

Then it buckled...wait...shit.

What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?

Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.

You won't believe these 7 things you can do to avoid click bait

Redditors hate them

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I was having a conversation with a scammer the other day.

Me: “Hello.”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.”

Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”...

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Click here to find out what type of motherfucker you are.

You are an optimistic motherfucker for clicking this and hoping for a different punchline than "curious".

Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait.

A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death.

What happens next will shock you.

I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.

Stop clicking on click-bait!


(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Hallowee...

Do you know what happens when you click a link without knowing what it is?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Click here to take a free click bait prevention test!

You failed

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Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?

Hey, sex cells.

Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar.

You'll never believe what happens next!

Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......

....what happens next will shock you."

A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site...

...what happens next will shock you!!!

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Q: What goes: click click click "Now? FUCK!" click click click "Now? FUCK!" etc...

A: A blind guy working a Rubix cube.

What's the difference between a toilet bowl and a soup bowl?

If you had to click to find out, I'm never having soup at your place.

Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods.....

#8 will blow your mind!

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