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>!You!< >!probably!< >!expected!< >!a!< >!rickroll,!< >!but!< >!NOBODY!< >!EXPECTS!< >!THE!< >!SPANISH!< >!INQUISITION!<

Thanks for all the upvotes! As long as the majority of you liked this i can ignore any critic in the comme...

You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: “Mask it or Casket”!

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IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED “JAMES CHARLES NUDE”, DON’T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

Harvard study dismisses the effectiveness of click bait marketing.

Wrong again, Harvard.

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>!Never!< >!Gonna!< >!Give !< >!You !< >! Up!< >!Never!< >!Gonna!< >!expect!< >!the!< >!Spanish!< >!Inquisition!<

Do you know how to spot clickbait?

Obviously not

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I accidentally clicked an ad for one of those fetish porn sites...

It was fucking shit!

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I was talking to a scammer the other day.

Me: “Hello.”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Hello. This is Bob Bobson from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

NOT-Microsoft support: “Oh yes, we have many reports.”

Me: “Oh jeez. How can I fix it?”...

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man.

OK, Boomhauer

Yesterday I was sentenced to death for writing so many click bait headlines

What happens next will shock you

I have to stop my tongue clicking habit

Yesterday, this Xhosa man almost punched me in the face, screaming 'What the hell did you just call me!?'

What goes Click Click, have I done it yet?

A blind man with a Rubiks cube.

[WARNING CONTENT NOT FUNNY] Do not click into this

A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Some girl has stolen my phone and clicked naked selfies.My cloud is full of them now. Somebody help me find her

I need to give her a charger too.

I never click on these, because the punchline is rarely worth the effort.

Told you

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What is green, but when you click a button it becomes red?

A frog in a blender

click here if you want to join the peepee club

urine

How do you know if you’re smarter than a Buzzfeed reader?

Click here to find out!

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Some people on this sub come up with crappy jokes and rely on the NSFW tag to make people curious...

I'm tired of clicking only to find that it's hardly even a fucking joke

how do you make someone click on your post?

Like that

Yo mama so dumb

Even her children get click baited

I fell victim to a click bait.

Just like you.

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement

In the end you ignore it all and click I agree

I was having a really hard time picking a lock

Then it clicked.

i couldn’t figure out seatbelts for the longest time.

then it just clicked.

I've found the perfect girl but it isn't clicking yet

Wish me luck I'm about to change the battery on my wireless mouse.

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Once upon a midnight dreary

Once upon a midnight dreary,

While I pron surfed,

Weak and weary,

Over many strange and spurious of ‘hot xxx galore’

While I clicked my fav’rite site,

Suddenly there came a warning,

And my heart was filled with a mourning,

Mourning for my dear amo...

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Who'‌‌s th‌‌e greatest?

‌‌A boob‌‌, ‌‌a vagin‌‌a an‌‌d a‌‌n asshol‌‌e ar‌‌e debatin‌‌g a‌‌s t‌‌o wh‌‌o i‌‌s th‌‌e greates‌‌t o‌‌f the‌‌m all‌‌.

Boob‌‌: ‌‌I giv‌‌e mil‌‌k t‌‌o ne‌‌w bor‌‌n babie‌‌s an‌‌d I'‌‌m attractiv‌‌e t‌‌o th‌‌e opposit‌‌e sex‌‌, that'‌‌s wh‌‌y I'‌‌m th‌‌e greatest‌‌.

Vagina‌‌: ‌‌I giv‌‌e...

Dirty jokes time.Don't click if you are easily offended.

I asked my uncle how I could tell if a girl was into me?
He told me, Oh that's easy, when you have your hand down her pants...if it feels like your feeding a horse...she likes you.

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked

I got an email notification about a joke being posted in Reddit

I clicked delete, but my email client wouldn't let me send it to trash. Apparently, jokes can only be recycled, not sent to trash

A politician dies...

And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..." "Well, yes, is that a problem?" "Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and ...

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

I accidentally clicked on a pop-up link that said, “Free Justin Bieber tickets inside!”

Thankfully it was just a virus.

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Click to find out what kind of motherfucker you are



You a curious motherfucker.

As soon as he clicked on the title...

...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit.
He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes.

For PC games, the harder you click the more damage you do.

I need to replace my mouse.

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you said "I don't know," click here:



>!So you're the idiot that ruined my shower curtain!!!!!<

Why did the redditor click the post?

I don’t know either.

What goes click ninety-nine times and clack once?

A centipede with a clubfoot.

Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?

To get to the other slide.

I took an Economics class last semester and it finally clicked why my Priest is so against abortion.

Supply and Demand

No Contact?

Places seems to be advertising “No contact delivery”, and “No contact click n collect” a lot these days. Was there ever a contact option?..

“Thanks for the pizza, ready for the cuddle?”.

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I was hangin' with a couple of buddies

We got really toasted & for some reason we got on the subject of porn. Weird porn. Incest porn, furry porn. Just some kinks. One of my buds pulls up a weird incest/furry porn that was really unwatchable for me. We scrolled through some thumbnails and I said "stop, go back, that one." He clicked ...

How do you know if somebody is curious?

>!if they clicked this to find out how to know that somebody is curious!<

Smith was a man of cold facts, a scientist, a computer jock, and a confirmed atheist.

He became somewhat obsessed with the desire to prove the truth as he saw it. So he mortgaged his house and sold his car in order to put a down payment on the most powerful computer commercially available. Then Smith plugged it into every data bank in the world, accessed every library in the United S...

Abbot & Costello

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and
Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate
this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read
on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,<...

I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup

I hadn't put my own picture up on my dating profile, just a picture of my pickup. But that's okay, because she'd just put a picture of her dog. I sent her a message, something almost-clever like "your dog can ride in my pickup any time," and she responded.

We clicked pretty quickly, and sta...

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An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule.

The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in...

Avoiding click-bait is impossible.

My point exactly.

10 Ways to disguise Click Bait!

Edit:Thnx for the gold stranger :)

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said: “Jesus knows you’re here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light ar...

(Click to see full post) there are three unwritten rules to a good life....

1)
2)
3)

Don't click this, I accidentally wrote something offensive

something offensive

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I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

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If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

I clicked on an NFL greatest hits compilation

Unfortunately it was mostly just security camera footage of their girlfriends

I was struggling trying to learn to play the song “Take On Me.” Then all of a sudden it clicked and I got it

It was a real Ah-Ha moment

WARNING to people on Facebook,

There is a link going round claiming to be a live performance from Chris Martin in his home, Do NOT click this link as it will take you to a live performance from Chris Martin in his home.

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I clicked on a link for a naked Trump leak.

Turned out it was just fake nudes.

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

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Called my friend.

I called my friend just now and said, "I have a joke for you."

Friend: "Ok shoot"

Me: "What has a tiny penis and hangs down?"

Friend: "I dunno what?"

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?


*Click*

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Microorganisms
Humidity
Light
Heat

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.

20 AMAZING ways to cut down on click bait

Well that wasn't one of them.

TIL there was once a serial killer that created his own language involving clicks and taps.

He called it “Remorse Code”.

I dated an African girl....

we just clicked

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A magical frog, a bear, and a rabbit

Once there was a magical frog in a forest. He woke up one morning and said to himself, “Today I’m going to be generous. I will grant 3 wishes to the first 2 animals I see.” He goes outside and he sees a bear. Soon after he sees a rabbit.

The frog calls over the bear and the rabbit, and he tel...

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

The Zoo is considering shutting down the aquatic section soon due to the animals there not being popular anymore.

They haven't made a dolfinitive decision yet. It would be bad for business, all the customers would flip out. The porpoise of this is to save money, but it hasn't clicked to them yet that they'd just LOSE money.

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

You don't have to worry about a draft in the United States

Every time Trump clicks "Draft", it just saves the email and never sends.

I told my friend about a defective mouse..

But he seemed unamused. I guess it just didn't click.

Click here if you want to hear a joke about a ghost

That's the spirit!

I’d been trying to get the lid of my pen for hours...

Nothing I was trying was working.

Then it clicked.

I tried ordering fishing gear on amazon, but it was a scam

Oh my Rod, it was Click Bait!

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I met my girlfriend at an African language class...

We just clicked!

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Click here to find out what type of motherfucker you are.

You are an optimistic motherfucker for clicking this and hoping for a different punchline than "curious".

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Your download is starting...
Click here if it doesn't start automatically

How do you catch a cursor fish?

click bait

Me: unzips*

Also me: clicks on file

What did they call click bait in the Middle Ages?

Nothing the internet wasn't invented until like the 1970s.

I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

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