What do you call it when a redditor tries to get karma without posting real content?

Cake day

I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?

Danke, meme.

What’s full of virgins, reposts, and funny original content?

Reddit. i lied about the funny original content.

A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books.

He then proceded to beat all records.

What's better? Original content or a repost?

A repost.

Why?

Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.

Shouldn‘t we just merge two subs of the same nature with similar content?

r/recycling members would be delighted by the efficiency over here

If I had a dollar for every time someone reposted my content

I'd be broke because my posts aren't good enough to be reposted

What do you call original content on r/jokes?

I'm not sure, we've never had a need for a word like that.

The content of this post is true.

The title of this post is false.

so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

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I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content

Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.

Netflix’s original content has some stiff competition.

I heard they’re shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

\r\jokes has the funniest most original content

But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Reddit has been cracking down on child pornography content lately

They're still letting people show Ajit Pai's asshole though

WARNING 18+ CONTENT

18+4

Who is more content, the man with 10 children or the man with 10 million dollars?

The man with 10 children because he doesn’t want any more.

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

I have never seen my all time favorite joke here, so I will submit relatively original content, enjoy!

There was a newspaper in a very small Midwestern farming town, comes out once a week with local news like the new library books, or the preachers sermon, and school fundraisers. One day the editor calls the reporter in and says, "I don't know what to do about the next issue. There isn't a damn thin...

Why do pirates love reddit?

It be the best place to exchange stolen content for gold.

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

Q: Why does it seem most Titles on the Front page have nothing to do with the content of the post?

A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content...

Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

Never tell a scientist that his Blood Alcohol Content is a problem...

He'll tell you it's a solution...

The Blonde Nun

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.


"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend...

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.

An eccentric billionaire's beloved pet hog was very ill...

...and his private vet was away so he had to find a last minute specialist. Vets from around the world sent word that they would come to his aid right away, jumping at the chance to look at the animal, thereby winning the rich old man's admiration and the huge bill that would come from top notch car...

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

A joke finally containing original content

Original content.

Ellen Pao walks into [this content violates our ban on anti-reddit propoganda policy and his thus been banned ]

*Admin Note:*

*The next user to make a joke about our glorious leader Ellen Pao shall be banned along with the offending subreddit.*

*Signed:*

*Grand Vizier Hippo Hamburger*

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(Content NSFW) man walks into a bar on St. Paddy's day and gets tapped on the shoulder by a leprechaun.

A man walks into a bar on St. Paddy's day and gets tapped on the shoulder by a leprechaun. The man turned around and the leprechaun asks "how old are you?" The man replies "I am 29 years old." The leprechaun nodded then said "You have a family don't you?" The man repied "Yes, I have 2 kids and a...

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A man is shaving

A man is shaving with a straight-edged razor when the razor drops out of his hands and lops off his penis. He gathers it up, stuffs it in his pocket, rushes outside and hails a cab, telling the driver to get him to the emergency room fast.

There he tells the surgeon what happened and the s...

If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward...

Is it polite to say "OP will deliver?"

Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping?

This joke has been flagged for violations of our *new* content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.

Why do you die if you listen to too much Queen

It has a very high mercury content.

/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award!

for 95% recycled content.

Could we get length/content tags, To better find certain kinds of joke?

When I don't have a lot of time because I'm just on reddit during my break it would be cool to look up short one liner type joke. Some time I'm looking for longer jokes. I feel like this could benifit the sub alot.

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An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing

While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls tes...

Doh!!!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.<...

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

So I went to Subway the other day

I ordered the usual, roast beef with cucumbers, lettuce and Chipotle sauce.

When I got the sandwich, it was mouldy and looked like it had been used many times before, so I handed back to the employee who had made it.

He looked at it for a while before saying "oh yeah, this sub has a lo...

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head...

So a guy walks into a bar and has a lemon for a head... he sits down at the bar and the bartender says "WHOA! How did you get a lemon for a head?" The man replies "if you pour me free drinks all night, I'll tell you the story" the bartender agrees and starts to pour him a drink. The man starts to te...

A man was driving along the highway......

.........and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately it jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become o...

Some steaks walk into a bar...

The bartender tells them

“We don’t serve meat here”

They reply

“Good, we’re vegetarians”

“Beef is not allowed in this bar”

“Good, we got not beef with anyone here”

“I don’t see too many steaks like you guys”

“Good, we’re pretty rare”

The barten...

Richard, a good friend of mine, insisted that it's now impossible to get a "repost" to the front page of /r/jokes...

"Every joke ever written has been posted to Reddit and there is nothing left to joke about." Said Richard and he even suggesting many of you would agree.

"Put your money down on the table, I bet I can get a "repost" to the front page!" I replied with a sense of regret as I soon as I said tho...

The world's leading expert on wet clothing walks into a record shop.

The expert asks the assistant "Do you have the latest edition of 'Wet Garments' Acoustics'? I'm sure your store just released it yesterday."

"Of course," the assistant replies. "Would you like to listen to it before you buy it?"

"Why, thank you," says the expert, and puts on a pair of...

Reddit is very environmentally friendly.

All the content is recycled.

What's the difference between Kylie Jenner and an egg?

One is just a fragile shell, containing contents so shallow, they hardly give any sustenance to those who want it. And if dropped, or tossed away, can be easily replaced by bunch of others, exactly like them.

And the other is an egg.

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Bill is out for a drive and comes across a place that does psychic readings.

Bill, ever the skeptic, walks in just to tell the psychic that he's a fraud and that he's taking advantage of people. The psychic tells Bill to try his Skeptic's package. "What's that?", Bill asked. "It's a special deal I offer to people who don't believe in psychics." The psychic began to explain. ...

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Three loose ladies Joke, NSFW Content

Three of the filthiest dirtiest hookers are in a bar after a shift on their respective street corners when they begin to discuss whom is skankiest ho.

The first ho begins: "I am the dirtiest lady of the night in these parts, because I've had so many partners, I can fit 4 fingers inside my v...

I have this weird problem where I can't understand metaphors, unless they are also ladder-related puns.

My psychologist keeps is trying to find some Holy Rail of a solution, but I'm pretty content to continue to sweep it under the rung.