What do you call it when a redditor tries to get karma without posting real content?

Cake day

What did the Spanish guy say when he saw original content?

Oh si

What do you call the snack that reveals all the intel of the contents in your lunchbox?

Julian a sandwich

I’m pleased to announce reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world.

The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content.

Reddit is great because it has so much content

Some of it I haven't seen before

If I had a dollar for every time someone reposted my content

I'd be broke because my posts aren't good enough to be reposted

I just donated the contents of my wallet, my iPhone X, and my $10,000 Rolex watch to some poor guy living on the streets.

You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he put his gun back into his pocket.

What do you call a thankful German piece of internet content?

Danke, meme.

What do you call original content on r/jokes?

I'm not sure, we've never had a need for a word like that.

A man emptied a punching bag of its content and filled it with Guinness books.

He then proceded to beat all records.

What's better? Original content or a repost?

A repost.

Why?

Because nothing is better than original content but a repost is better than nothing.

Shouldn‘t we just merge two subs of the same nature with similar content?

r/recycling members would be delighted by the efficiency over here

What’s full of virgins, reposts, and funny original content?

Reddit. i lied about the funny original content.

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A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him

"You stupid jerk! You cannot do anything to me", the lioness looks at the lion hearing that and gets surprised of his lack of reaction.

The monkey goes on "Imma fuck your momma you stupid lion!", the lion keeps ignoring the monkey, so the lioness asks "honey are you going to allow this peasa...

The content of this post is true.

The title of this post is false.

Did you hear the one about the baker who dominated the pastry competition through determination and superior sugar content?

He went in all buns glazing.

Netflix’s original content has some stiff competition.

I heard they’re shooting something at YouTube HQ today.

so I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content

when asked what he thought of this he said. ''if I could turn back the hands of time,....

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I agree that there should be different NSFW tags for violent and sexual content

Nothing changes my mood more than seeing naked people while I'm trying to enjoy horrible gore.

Buzz feed steal so much content they should rename themselves

The Appropriated Press

\r\jokes has the funniest most original content

But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

EA announced 3x more content for battlefront 2.

Don't get too excited, 3 x 0 is still no content.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT

18+4

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Reddit has been cracking down on child pornography content lately

They're still letting people show Ajit Pai's asshole though

You've exceeded your original content quota. Please upgrade your internet package.

As a service to our valued customers, this subreddit will be filled with reposts.

Who is more content, the man with 10 children or the man with 10 million dollars?

The man with 10 children because he doesn’t want any more.

So Germany is going to fine companies that fail to remove hate speech and terrorist related content...

Maybe instead of companies like YouTube manually checking videos, they should just Autobahn.

I have never seen my all time favorite joke here, so I will submit relatively original content, enjoy!

There was a newspaper in a very small Midwestern farming town, comes out once a week with local news like the new library books, or the preachers sermon, and school fundraisers. One day the editor calls the reporter in and says, "I don't know what to do about the next issue. There isn't a damn thin...

Never tell a scientist that his Blood Alcohol Content is a problem...

He'll tell you it's a solution...

Q: Why does it seem most Titles on the Front page have nothing to do with the content of the post?

A: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why do pirates love Reddit?

It's the best place to exchange stolen content for gold.

TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content.

But Stranger Things have happened.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.

Ellen Pao walks into [this content violates our ban on anti-reddit propoganda policy and his thus been banned ]

*Admin Note:*

*The next user to make a joke about our glorious leader Ellen Pao shall be banned along with the offending subreddit.*

*Signed:*

*Grand Vizier Hippo Hamburger*

Bad tooth NSFW

[Warning: NSFW content, long story]

A man walks into a new bar his friends told him about and they decided to check out together. He goes up to the bartender to give a description of his friends and ask him if he's seen them, but before he gets the question off he sees his friends on the far ...

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(Content NSFW) man walks into a bar on St. Paddy's day and gets tapped on the shoulder by a leprechaun.

A man walks into a bar on St. Paddy's day and gets tapped on the shoulder by a leprechaun. The man turned around and the leprechaun asks "how old are you?" The man replies "I am 29 years old." The leprechaun nodded then said "You have a family don't you?" The man repied "Yes, I have 2 kids and a...

If a redditor who is going into labour posts an original content (picture) of her in the ward...

Is it polite to say "OP will deliver?"

The Blonde Nun

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.


"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend...

/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award!

for 95% recycled content.

Could we get length/content tags, To better find certain kinds of joke?

When I don't have a lot of time because I'm just on reddit during my break it would be cool to look up short one liner type joke. Some time I'm looking for longer jokes. I feel like this could benifit the sub alot.

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of the...

An eccentric billionaire's beloved pet hog was very ill...

...and his private vet was away so he had to find a last minute specialist. Vets from around the world sent word that they would come to his aid right away, jumping at the chance to look at the animal, thereby winning the rich old man's admiration and the huge bill that would come from top notch car...

My friends found a cool racing game.

Recently my friends and I found an interesting new game, it’s sort of like a mix of an MMORPG and a racing game. You play as a car and you level up and get cool new gear and it makes you better and also looks cooler.

Anyway, we played this game for quite a while, slowly improving and getting ...

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Birhtday Present

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to ...

You have to take these modern homeopathic health fads with a pinch of salt.

Preferably Himalayan pink rock salt, due to its high mineral content and detoxifying effects.

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Three loose ladies Joke, NSFW Content

Three of the filthiest dirtiest hookers are in a bar after a shift on their respective street corners when they begin to discuss whom is skankiest ho.

The first ho begins: "I am the dirtiest lady of the night in these parts, because I've had so many partners, I can fit 4 fingers inside my v...

A man and woman had been married for years...

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.<...