Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

If Kyrie Irving goes to the Nets

Does he get a New Jersey?

I made a joke about net neutrality

Americans didn't get it.

If Newton heard us describing people "rolling in their grave" without a net force acting on them...

... He'd be rolling in his grave.

In light of the Net Neutrality debate, I want to say something to support my American friends.

Thoughts and prayers.

What's the best thing about net neutrality jokes?

Not everyone gets them.

If I had a $ for every post I've seen today about Net Neutrality...

I'd have enough money to view a post next year about Net Neutrality.

When Bill Gates donates 30% of his net worth

He is praised as a generous hero, But when I do it people tell me they don't accept donations under a dollar.

The FBI is now investigating Net Neutrality comments

Pai Pai you piece Ajit

With the outrage regarding the repeal of Net Neutrality, it is important to remember that there are two sides to this issue.

The outraged side,

And the uninformed.

I dont understand all the worry about net neutrality, because

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I told my sister to come work for me at my porn company and that last year I made $1 million. She said that’s gross.

I said “no, that’s net.”

You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now.

Or you'll pay for it later.

80% of Americans want net neutrality

The other 20% are dead

If you rip a hole in a net...

She'll die.

With Net Neutrality gone I’m finally ready to start my new business- Carrier Pigeons

You may laugh now, but you won’t be when my pigeons deliver nudes faster than your service provider

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Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run

Edit: son of a bitch, they're hijacking accounts already!!

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My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock, a net, and two rackets!

Bad Minton!

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

What's the deal with Net Neutrality?

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What do you get when you repeal net neutrality?

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Bill Gates has a net worth of $86.9 billion

To get an estimate of how big that is, take your net worth and atdd $86.9 billion onto it

I won't control what you do on the internet

but Theresa May

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Don't worry, anyone who doesn't take action in protecting net neutrality will get FREE sex when this blows over!

Specifically, you'll get fucked by Comcast and Verizon.

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Net Neutrality won't ruin everyone's life unlike previously stated

I have it on good authority that the Amish don't give a fuck

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The verdict on Net Neutrality

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Have you heard the one about Net Neutrality?

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What do you call a website without net neutrality?

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Net neutrality is overrated. I can still access all the sites.

Besides, most of them are the same anyway, always showing only 404 and the like.

Excited about Net Neutrality Repeal

Now all my opponents will have the same ping as I.

For all the people talking completely overblowing the net neutrality issue, I just want to say

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After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire…

"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"

I would make a joke about nets

But it has a ton of holes

The FCC is trying to take away Net Neutrality.

This isn’t a joke it’s real my dudes

The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization...

I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.

To play devil’s advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He’s sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

A fisherman catches a magic newt in his net

The newt is startled at first but he looks around and sees that the net is actually rather large. Huge in fact, it seems to cover the entire pond! Realising that this isn't really a problem after all, he continues about his usual magic newt daily business. He swims around for a bit, visiting all of ...

I was watching competitive Street Fighter on the net one day...

...when my dad walked by.

He stopped and watched for a while, and then asked, "You can't make money through this, can you?"

I replied, "Shoryuken."

You know what they say about net neutrality...

I don't know. The webpage hasn't loaded for me either.

What if net neutrality didn’t work.

Facebook could be the thrift shop for reddit.

Did you hear about Net Neutrality on the United flight?

[Removed by the FCC]

If I had a dollar for every post I’ve seen about NET neutrality...

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Post Net-Neutrality

Google User: I want the search results!

ISP: You can't afford the search results!

Scientists annoy me, they’re always going on about Boyle’s Law and Archimedes’ Law.

One came up to me and said: “If you had an apple which experiences no net force, then its velocity is constant: the apple is either at rest, or it moves in a straight line with constant speed – Newton’s Law”

So I said “Here’s one for you: If you have an apple, a carrot, a cabbage, mayonnaise ...

If only Africa had more mosquito nets...

then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids.

If you teach a man to cast a net.

He will be a hit at Spanish parties!

Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor.

But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake.

A father takes his son on a fishing trip

On their tiny boat, Little Tommy realises that that the floor is covered in a mess of different nets. He looks up to dad and asks, "Dad, why do we need so many kinds of nets?"

Dad smiles gently and looks into his young son's eyes.

"Back in my day, when I went fishing with my own dad we...

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