Google Plus was the gym of social networking

We all joined but no one ever used it

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A love story

A Love Story


Micro was a real time user and a dedicated multi-user. His broad-band protocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices, even if it meant time sharing.

One evening Micro arrived home just as the sun was crashing. He had parked his Motorola ...

The Robot Family.

It's a big night for XR-573, the patriarch of the robot family. Not only are all three of his sons going to be over for dinner for the first time in years, but all three of them have brand new fiancées! XR-573 and his wife Z7-271 are both very excited to see their children and learn all about their ...

What profession does the best networking?

Fishermen

You know what they say about using networking cables for bondage.

It gets pretty kinky.

Why are restaurants great places for networking?

Because they have a lot of servers

What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking?

LinkedIn Park

The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature

The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.

Did you hear about the chaos at a Networking manufacturer?

It was Panic at the Cisco.

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

"Sorry, I http"

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Saw "IT" last night

Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated

A woman gets a call from her husband while he’s at work.

“Darling,” he says, “I just got invited by my boss to go on a weekend company fishing trip. We’re leaving right after work so would you mind packing some things for me? I’ll need my blue silk pajamas, two days worth of clothes, toiletries, my fishing pole, and my tackle box. Oh, and don’t forget my ...

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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