Networking Jokes - 15 Hilarious Networking Jokes

Google+ is the gym of social networking.

We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

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What profession does the best networking?

Fishermen

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Google Plus was the gym of social networking

We all joined but no one ever used it

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You know what they say about using networking cables for bondage.

It gets pretty kinky.

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What do you get when you cross nu metal with professional networking?

LinkedIn Park

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Why are restaurants great places for networking?

Because they have a lot of servers

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Saw "IT" last night

Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated

Did you hear about the chaos at a Networking manufacturer?

It was Panic at the Cisco.

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The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature

The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.

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How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

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Three IT Guys walk into a bar.

Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.

The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The barten...

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A woman gets a call from her husband while he’s at work.

“Darling,” he says, “I just got invited by my boss to go on a weekend company fishing trip. We’re leaving right after work so would you mind packing some things for me? I’ll need my blue silk pajamas, two days worth of clothes, toiletries, my fishing pole, and my tackle box. Oh, and don’t forget my ...

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Did you know that you can transfer into a much higher paying job in IT with almost no training?

Apparently its all about networking...

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A Man Walks Into A Bar.

Ten years of hard work and savvy networking later, he runs a highly successful law firm.

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The Robot Family.

It's a big night for XR-573, the patriarch of the robot family. Not only are all three of his sons going to be over for dinner for the first time in years, but all three of them have brand new fiancées! XR-573 and his wife Z7-271 are both very excited to see their children and learn all about their ...

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