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Youtube Jokes

YouTube disabled the dislike counter.

I would say that everyone disliked that, but I honestly can't tell.
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I randomly encountered a video on YouTube that’s says "How to stop procrasinating”

I thought it was beneficial to me since I am constantly procrastinating, so I saved it to watch later
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What is a pirates favorite YouTube genre?

ASM ARRR!!
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I hate it when youtubers have really big tit...

les and I click on the video purely to see what they named their video
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Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship

I really dodged a bullet
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Found this on YouTube a few years ago

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest b...
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If r/Jokes posts were like YouTube videos

Joke title: IS THIS THE WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE?

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What disease did the Youtuber contract?

Influenza.
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Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter and laid off half the staff, he’s planning on buying YouTube and Facebook and doing the same with them. To save even more money, he plans on merging the three companies into one…

…He’s going to call it YouTwitFace.
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A Joke I Heard On YouTube

A man goes to his rabbi & says "Rabbi, You'll never believe what happened to me. My son has become a Christian.

The rabbi replies "Hyram, YOU'LL never believe what happened to ME. MY son also, has become a Christian. I'm not sure how to help you."

The man says "Well, should we ask...
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What does a youtuber say after reaching nirvana?

I’m content.
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I love how all these young YouTubers are getting into Classic Rock.

They are always telling everyone “Don’t forget to like Cher, and subscribe.”
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What’s a YouTuber side job?

Uber.
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What is common between YouTube and our government?

Both break their own laws
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YouTube ads are like horny men.

Popping up every thirty seconds.

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Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

What do werewolves say at the end of their YouTube videos?

"Lycan subscribe!"
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I saw a story about a YouTuber giving his subscribers animal carcasses.

He was clearly just trying to get a reaction because he’d done stuff like this before. It was a dead giveaway.
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Heard about the viral YouTuber booted out of the Flat Earth Society?

They caught him trying to expand his sphere of influence.
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After I broke up with my short girlfriend, she started a YouTube channel dedicated to trashing me.

I said "well that's a little ex stream"
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Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos?

She couldn't find the link in the description.
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a joke that i saw in a youtube video a few years back

Two markets were flying in the the sky, when suddenly Market 1 stops and says "Wait a minute, markets don't fly", to which Market 2 responds "Oh, right" before falling down to the ground. Upon landing Market 2 looks up and sees Market 1 still up above, so he shouts "Why are you still flying? Markets...
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Now that there are YouTube shorts does that make all the other videos longs?

Or Pants?
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I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.
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Why are all these youtubers asking me to like Cher?

Is it her birthday or something?
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One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge.

It will be called YouTwitFace.
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My mom is like a YouTube apology video

She never admits she’s wrong
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What is a youtuber’s favorite line?

Leave it in the comments down below.
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What Do You Call A YouTube Sensation With A Computer Virus?

A social influenza.
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It's 2023, and I still tell my subscribers on YouTube to wear a mask.

Because who knows? My video could go viral.
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How many YouTubers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Calm down, I’ll tell you. But first, a word from our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends!
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What happened to Satan’s YouTube channel?

It got demon-itized
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What do you get when YouTubers Rhett & Link pass away?

Good Mythical Mourning
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A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe
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Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

What does YouTube and the US Police have in common?

They take people down before they're proven innocent.
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A Youtuber tried shooting a stun gun at a person.

What happens next WILL shock you.
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YouTuber Gets Married

Unboxes His Wife.
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YouTube rewind 2019

That's it, the whole fucking joke

4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!

Man, I hate babies.
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Believe it or not, Satan took a shot at being a YouTuber

His channel got loads views

Too bad he didn't make a penny though

The channel got demonetized
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Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.
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Why was the youtuber so good at handling cows?

Because he was used to milking content.
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Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos

The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm
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[NSFW] How are US Politicians and Minecraft Youtubers similar?

They both like children
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What's worse than waking up with a dick drawn on your face?

Someone telling you it was traced on.
[edits up: guys i gotta say something - HOLY SHIT MY PHONE EXPLODED FROM REPLIES]
[edits up again: have the credits
https://youtube.com/shorts/hSK1Vyoimps?feature=share this joke was too funny not to tell]

Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe
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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

I don't understand why Youtube demonetized my videos.

It just makes no cents.
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My SO is like Youtube

She goes down on everybody.
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What's your YouTuber crush?

Mines the Hydraulic *Press* Channel

(credit: jacksfilms)
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How do you identify a Christian extremist YouTube video without watching it?

It has 665 likes.
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Why is the pH of youtube so stable?

It constantly buffers.
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Youtube has now gone down

on me more often than my wife for the past 13 years
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When do Youtubers know it’s time to retire?

When they get 401k likes
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A gem from the YouTube comment section

"This watch has tremendous sentimental value to me. My father sold it to me on his deathbed." -Woody Allen
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I've uploaded all my Satan-worshipping sessions to youtube

You can guess they've all been demonetized.
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A terrible YouTube joke

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Demon."

"Demon who?"

**"DEMONETISATION!"**
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I found this on youtube

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.
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None if the nail art tutorials on youtube are good

All the thumbnails look trashy.
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What do you call the YouTube channel of a werewolf who works on submarines to stay out of the way of full moons and copies all the documents for the captain?

Lycan sub scribe
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What do you call a YouTuber who's really satisfied with life?

A content creator
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I went to a Youtuber's funeral recently but unfortunately the casket fell over...

Best unboxing video ever.
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What do YouTube and Small Penis fetishists have in common?

They both only fuck the little guy.

I was walking down the road along with my dog, looking cool in my black sunglasses when a youtuber pulled me aside.

He said,

"If you can walk round the park and back to me, I'll give you 10 bucks. The catch is that you will have to do it blindfolded"

I accepted his challenge and completed it in under 5 minutes. He was surprised and asked me how I did it so quickly. I replied,

"It was just a ...
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I just started a YouTube channel about viruses.

I guess you could say I’m a real influenz-er
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Alright saw this in YouTube but ok

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

Spelled backwards is...

You guessed it...

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

I keep seeing clips from “An Inconvenient Truth” on my YouTube homepage...

Must just be the Al Gore-ithim
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How do youtubers get in swimming pools?

They just *jump into it*
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Why will the Moon replace YouTube

It has lots of big craters

This joke brought to you by my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school .
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YouTube reminds me of your mom

It went down on all of America last night.
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Why can't you tell a Knock Knock joke to a Youtuber?

Cause he'll ask you to subscribe to the bell icon!
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My YouTube video with no audio just got taken down.

John Cage gave me a copyright strike.
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What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast
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My dumbass brother made a YouTube video by firing dad's taser at the camera.

What happened next will shock you.
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I think that YouTubers have to be put in jail

I mean, seriously, why would you hit 1 million of your followers?
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So a horse is watching YouTube and...

He's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.

"Sure," says the m...
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Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolate?

So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.

The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"

The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"

The Pope excla...
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I can only see Jane's Addiction videos on YouTube if I stare straight at them

I must've lost my PerryFerrell vision
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What did the vertigo afflicted YouTuber say to his subscribers?

Hey, what's up guys!?
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What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker?

Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid.

I can't stand the ignorance of some reddit commenters

The reason they do this is because they want to show what they know about the issue, it gives them sense of worth and want to feel validated. I know this because I ~~have a degree in psychology~~ saw a youtube video
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YouTube is the nicest company ever...

They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them.
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Annoying Youtubers are like flies

They bother you for too long, you SWAT them.
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A YouTuber becomes a doctor...

This surgery is sponsored by Blue Apron!
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YouTuber goes to suicide forest.

Kills channel
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The recent shooting at YouTube was pretty terrible.

I guess the shooter had one too many videos demonitized.
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As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder...

Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*
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I saw a former vice present playing bass recommend to me on Youtube.

I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.
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A terrorist is holding dad at gunpoint

"Say your last words!"

"Your last words!"

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Since this is now on the front page, hello world. Buy shares in hair, I hear it's growing.

And now, [a short intermission](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM). Albatrosses will be served shortly.
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I started reading YouTube comments recently

Because cutting myself just wasn't doing the trick anymore.
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Being a youtuber and a pornstar is the same.

They both get fucked.

I wanted to make a joke criticising YouTube and how ridiculous it's gotten in there

But first, a word from our sponsor RAID: Shadow Legends!
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I had a dream (true story) that I was watching YouTube videos on how to turn large animals into cars.

Taxidermy.
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If life was a YouTube video...

Monday would be that annoying ad that doesn't have the "You can skip in 5 seconds" option.
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Everytime I see youtube rewind 2018 I feel better

Seeing the dislike count rising that is.
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Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas?

It's super ape peeling.
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What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

[removed]
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Why is it called Youtube Red?

Why not just call it RedTube?
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Ted decided to go start a youtube channel

This youtube channel was solely for making diss tracks about famous youtubers. Unfortunately, his first one was not successful, it was incredibly bad, and so he got thousands of dislikes. Undiscouraged, Ted made a few more diss tracks and uploaded them, only to get hate messages and death threats so...
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I airplayed youtube rewind 2018 on my class apple TV

I got expelled for showing inappropriate material
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What's the similarity between porn videos and youtube let's plays?

Eventually you realise most of it is overreacted and it kinda loses it's appeal.

What does Jeffery Epstein and me being offered 30 days of YouTube premium have in common?

We both skip the trial.
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Why are people praising Netflix and Youtube for promising to reduce video quality during the pandemic?

Reddit has been doing it for years already.
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WHY DO YOUTUBERS USE CLICKBAIT IN THEIR TITLES?!?!

I don't know, but if you upvote and comment down below you will be entered to win a level 40 Pokémon Go account with shiny Pokémon and all types of Pokémon!!
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Youtube saying "got it, we wont show you that anymore"

When you dismiss an ad for youtube TV
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I’m a bit skeptical about YoutubeTV...

If I know YouTube they’ll start demonetizing all the channels in no time
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I decided to watch some YouTube videos today

Should I sell my car or house first
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What do you call a lizard that hates fortnite youtubers?

An Ali-hater.
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When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”
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ASMR YouTubers see someone absolutely stunning

They be like "yeah I'd tap dat"
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How I feel when watching youtube...

I dont mind the buffer ...

I dont mind the adds...


But when the ads buffer...




I suffer
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How is my mother-in-law similar to an anti-vaxx video on Youtube?

They both have a lot of negative comments.
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I like those comedy shorts you see on YouTube sometimes.

Or 'dwarves', if you want to be all politically correct about it.
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SHARE before this gets taken down! Reddit, Facebook, and YouTube have been REMOVING posts like this!

The GLOBALISTS and ILLUMINATI have placed facial recognition cameras EVERYWHERE to track you. The only way to stop their plan is to wear a face mask while out in public.

Pass it on!
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Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel...

Links in the description.
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I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on

That would be a nice New Year's resolution.
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