I randomly encountered a video on YouTube that’s says "How to stop procrasinating”

I thought it was beneficial to me since I am constantly procrastinating, so I saved it to watch later

Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.

I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a Trojan condoms ad.

I thought they were horsing around.

Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now.

Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.

I wanted to make a joke criticising YouTube and how ridiculous it's gotten in there

But first, a word from our sponsor RAID: Shadow Legends!

Found this on YouTube a few years ago

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.
The priest b...

What do you call a werewolf youtuber?

A lycansubscribe

What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

Believe it or not, Satan took a shot at being a YouTuber

His channel got loads views

Too bad he didn't make a penny though

The channel got demonetized

Remember men, no means no, but one thousand no's and one yes

is YouTube Premium's entire marketing scheme.

What did the student say to chemistry YouTuber?

I watch your videos periodically

What did the vertigo afflicted YouTuber say to his subscribers?

Hey, what's up guys!?

How many youtubers does it take to change a light bulb?

first hit like and subscribe in the upper corner.

What does Jeffery Epstein and me being offered 30 days of YouTube premium have in common?

We both skip the trial.

What is common between YouTube and our government?

Both break their own laws

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YouTube rewind 2019

That's it, the whole fucking joke

I went to a Youtuber's funeral recently but unfortunately the casket fell over...

Best unboxing video ever.

Why was the youtuber so good at handling cows?

Because he was used to milking content.

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Alright saw this in YouTube but ok

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

Spelled backwards is...

You guessed it...

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

None if the nail art tutorials on youtube are good

All the thumbnails look trashy.

What does 2020, YouTube’s algorithm, and Reddit’s karma calculator, have in common?

Nobody knows how it really works and is just hoping for the best.

If you have a child, you can name them “one million subscribers on YouTube”

Then you can tell people you hit one million subscribers on YouTube

I've uploaded all my Satan-worshipping sessions to youtube

You can guess they've all been demonetized.

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

I think that YouTubers have to be put in jail

I mean, seriously, why would you hit 1 million of your followers?

Why are people praising Netflix and Youtube for promising to reduce video quality during the pandemic?

Reddit has been doing it for years already.

What did the YouTuber who wanted to collaborate on a documentary about Corona Virus say to the other YouTuber?

Want to make a Co vid?

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A joke that’s got me various death threats

So there was a horse, and this horse was really talented. He was great on guitar. One day he found himself watching youtube and stumbled upon a Jimi Hendrix song which inspired him to start a cover. He practised this cover really hard, eventually becoming inspired to create a cover of a whole Jimi H...

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First Time Teacher

Day 1 of home schooling


0800  opened school website to get assignments.


0900  found where assignments were hidden on the website.


0915  called school to have the website explained.


0930  called school again.


0945  Had wife call school ...

Four dads are arguing, each dad claims to have the best son in the world.

The first dad says, "My son is the best because he is so rich, I only gave him a small loan of a million dollars and he ended up making four billion dollars from his multi-billion dollar hotel business. He has even appeared on many TV shows. He is so successful that he was elected to lead a country....

Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas?

It's super ape peeling.

Look at this COVID graph

Every time I do it makes me gasp

How did our state get so red?

And what’s the temperature of Joey’s head?


This is where I grew up,

I think the POTUS really screwed it up.

Ventilators? No we went without

The 2nd wave makes it hard for going out

...

I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat

Just hit subscribe.

YouTubers love "The Legend of Zelda"...

There's almost always a Link in the description.

What do you call a YouTuber who's really satisfied with life?

A content creator

When do Youtubers know it’s time to retire?

When they get 401k likes

Knew this youtube channel that was run by a necromancer

He mostly does unboxing videos.

How do you support a werewolves YouTube channel?

You lycan subscribe.

What is a youtuber’s favorite line?

Leave it in the comments down below.

You know, youtube improving the lives of creators and vaccines causing autism have at least on thing in common

Neither actually happen

Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship

I really dodged a bullet

I was watching a YouTube video about metal fasteners.

It was riveting.

As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder...

Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*

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Watching games I want to play on YouTube is like watching porn.

I can’t afford it in real life, so I just watch somebody else do it on the internet.

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Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

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Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on

That would be a nice New Year's resolution.

How do youtubers get in swimming pools?

They just *jump into it*

How is my mother-in-law similar to an anti-vaxx video on Youtube?

They both have a lot of negative comments.

I hate it when youtubers have really big tit...

les and I click on the video purely to see what they named their video

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how many shitty obnoxious youtubers does it take to change a lightbulb?

You won't find out, at least in the next 10 minutes ald 5 seconds but who cares when there's such a SICK DEAL at dollar shave club? Now SUBSCRIBE AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!

Why will the Moon replace YouTube

It has lots of big craters

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Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

Why is the pH of youtube so stable?

It constantly buffers.

What happened to Satan’s YouTube channel?

It got demon-itized

Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps?

He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.

(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)

When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

My SO is like Youtube

She goes down on everybody.

What is the best way to download a YouTube video?

Screenshot each second and play it on PowerPoint

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Being a youtuber and a pornstar is the same.

They both get fucked.

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.

My wife thinks that my obsesion with Youtube is killing our marriage

Well do you think that it is? Comment down below! Like and sub to my channel.

YouTube reminds me of your mom

It went down on all of America last night.

Youtube has decided that comments on certain videos are now disabled, which is redundant.

If you read the comments on Youtube, you'll notice that they are already disabled!

I was making a new unboxing video for my youtube channel.

And then I realized my grandpa’s body has been replaced.

I love Valentines Day. The bottle of wine. The Heart-Shaped Ice Cream Cake...

Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching youtube videos.

Good times.

I saw a YouTube video where a magician had ten of his friends climb up on a platform, then he made them all disappear.

It was really amazing! A magician with friends!

What did the werewolf youtuber ask his viewers to do?

Lycan subscribe

YouTube Rewind 2018 now has the most dislikes through YouTube history.

Just like they said,

We control rewind

A terrible YouTube joke

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Demon."

"Demon who?"

**"DEMONETISATION!"**

Who's a great YouTuber, but a terrible cook?

Bo Burnham.

How many 9 year olds does it take to kill of Jake Paul’s youtube career?

none

How do all these anti-Trump Youtube videos make it to Trending in a matter of minutes?

Fake views.

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YouTube Review 2018 actually does represent the year 2018 pretty well...

Shitty

I airplayed youtube rewind 2018 on my class apple TV

I got expelled for showing inappropriate material

Youtube has now gone down

on me more often than my wife for the past 13 years

One day Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge.

It will be called YouTwitFace.

Dr. Feelgood

I was using this new telemed procedure with my General Practitioner this morning and he wanted to give me a routine physical. Everything was going just fine and dandy until he showed me how to test my reflexes by tapping on his knee with a little hammer.

Unfortunately, I only had a 15-pound s...

I like those comedy shorts you see on YouTube sometimes.

Or 'dwarves', if you want to be all politically correct about it.

I found this on youtube

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn’t stand a chance.

Everytime I see youtube rewind 2018 I feel better

Seeing the dislike count rising that is.

What do you get when you mix JonTron and a youtube channel together?

A disappearance for 8 months

What do you call a lizard that hates fortnite youtubers?

An Ali-hater.

So a horse is watching YouTube and...

He's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says "that looks amazing, I want to do that!"

The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. "Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar." Says the horse.

"Sure," says the m...

Police say their investigation into the shooting at the YouTube headquarters has been hampered...

...by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness...

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What's the similarity between porn videos and youtube let's plays?

Eventually you realise most of it is overreacted and it kinda loses it's appeal.

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Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of sexual assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been fisting them for decades.

Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this abuse. Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

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Taking diet advice from people on YouTube...

Is like taking sex advice from me.

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