What is a pirates favorite YouTube genre?

ASM ARRR!!

I randomly encountered a video on YouTube that’s says "How to stop procrasinating”

I thought it was beneficial to me since I am constantly procrastinating, so I saved it to watch later

What do chemists like to watch on YouTube?

Reaction videos.

What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?

A lycansubscribe

Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos?

She couldn't find the link in the description.

Youtube is introducing a new system of recommending youtube videos

The old system seemed to be biased towards videos of old presidential candidates playing beat and tempo games, so they finally decided to retire the al-gore-rhythm

What’s a YouTuber side job?

Uber.

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What do YouTube and Small Penis fetishists have in common?

They both only fuck the little guy.

A joke I found on the comments section of a youtube video.

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to...

Two Philosophers and a YouTuber Meet in the Dead of Night to Discuss their Darkest Secrets

They begin by releasing their darkest secrets in exchange for more secrets. After each of them let out their darkest secrets, the YouTuber asks for a break.

The philosophers tell him that he can take a break, so the YouTuber wanders off while the philosophers remain at the table. With just th...

What does YouTube and the US Police have in common?

They take people down before they're proven innocent.

My dumbass brother made a YouTube video by firing dad's taser at the camera.

What happened next will shock you.

What is the most popular tree on YouTube?

A face plant

What do you call it when a Mexican youtuber does a video talking about a subject?

A video ese

I can only see Jane's Addiction videos on YouTube if I stare straight at them

I must've lost my PerryFerrell vision

I keep seeing clips from “An Inconvenient Truth” on my YouTube homepage...

Must just be the Al Gore-ithim

How do you identify a Christian extremist YouTube video without watching it?

It has 665 likes.

I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a Trojan condoms ad.

I thought they were horsing around.

Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now.

Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.

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Most YouTube ads are only unskippable for 5 seconds, so they try to cram something surprising + the brand name in the first 5 seconds of the ad.

Hence you get ads that are basically Samuel L. Jackson screaming "Capital One, mothafucka!"

One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook will merge...

It'll be called YouTwitFace.

A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"



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After 8 months of trial and error, hundreds of hours of YouTube, losing money, almost giving up, I can finally say I made my first $100 trading stocks

Never mind, I'm in the red again.

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

My mom is like a YouTube apology video

She never admits she’s wrong

I wanted to make a joke criticising YouTube and how ridiculous it's gotten in there

But first, a word from our sponsor RAID: Shadow Legends!

A werewolf stenographer starts a YouTube channel from his post on a U-boat:

Lychan Sub Scribe

What’s a YouTuber’s favorite type of moss?

The lichensubscribe!

Today I found a Youtube channel about moss

They told me to lichen subscribe

What do you call a group of reactors?

Youtubers

I saw a former vice present playing bass recommend to me on Youtube.

I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.

A gem from the YouTube comment section

"This watch has tremendous sentimental value to me. My father sold it to me on his deathbed." -Woody Allen

“YouTube Red” is a mouthful of a name.

Why not just call it “RedTube”?

I don't understand why Youtube demonetized my videos.

It just makes no cents.

Believe it or not, Satan took a shot at being a YouTuber

His channel got loads views

Too bad he didn't make a penny though

The channel got demonetized

Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.

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A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary

so they decide to go shopping at Madison avenue for their wives.

So the poor man asks the rich man "what did you get your wife this year?"

Rich man says " I got her a Huge diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes".

So the poor man asks the rich man "why did you get her both for?"...

Why can't you tell a Knock Knock joke to a Youtuber?

Cause he'll ask you to subscribe to the bell icon!

In 2024 Al Gore decided to run for president again.

His campaign hinged on a song he made to promote the dangers of global warming. It was so popular it became a meme.

After a while, everyone was talking about Al Gore, and, sure enough he became President.

When asked on the News, "How do you think he won," two fallen YouTubers stated, "...

What happened to the occultist YouTuber?

His account was demon-itized.

My YouTube video with no audio just got taken down.

John Cage gave me a copyright strike.

What is common between YouTube and our government?

Both break their own laws

Why was the youtuber so good at handling cows?

Because he was used to milking content.

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When I have sex I am like a YouTuber...

I strive to reach 10 minutes

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Saw this joke on YouTube and originally disliked it, but I eventually came around to it. (I'll change it up a bit, though.)

There's this single dad with three kids. One day, the circus comes to town. The guy says, "Come on, kids. Let's go to the circus."

So they get there, and they sit in the front row. The elephants come out, the jugglers come out, and the clowns come out. One clown says in a funny voice, "Uh, ca...

Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions

According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.

If you have a child, you can name them “one million subscribers on YouTube”

Then you can tell people you hit one million subscribers on YouTube

Looking back, I'm glad I didn't get that YouTube internship

I really dodged a bullet

What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

What does Jeffery Epstein and me being offered 30 days of YouTube premium have in common?

We both skip the trial.

I hate it when youtubers have really big tit...

les and I click on the video purely to see what they named their video

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A count suspended.

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Wife: Stop pretending your life is a youtube video!! It's ruining our marriage!

Me: Do you guys think it's ruining our marriage? Let me know in the comments below!

What did the vertigo afflicted YouTuber say to his subscribers?

Hey, what's up guys!?

I've uploaded all my Satan-worshipping sessions to youtube

You can guess they've all been demonetized.

What do you call a YouTuber who's really satisfied with life?

A content creator

What is a youtuber’s favorite line?

Leave it in the comments down below.

As the YouTube makeup influencers feuded with each other i couldn't help but wonder...

Had their relationship been built using a bad *foundation?*

I went to a Youtuber's funeral recently but unfortunately the casket fell over...

Best unboxing video ever.

I think that YouTubers have to be put in jail

I mean, seriously, why would you hit 1 million of your followers?

Why are people praising Netflix and Youtube for promising to reduce video quality during the pandemic?

Reddit has been doing it for years already.

None if the nail art tutorials on youtube are good

All the thumbnails look trashy.

What does 2020, YouTube’s algorithm, and Reddit’s karma calculator, have in common?

Nobody knows how it really works and is just hoping for the best.

I was in the hospital for kidney issues and the urologist told me I needed a cystoscopy. I asked him what the hell that was.

"We are going to YouTube your Peetube."

Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas?

It's super ape peeling.

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Hey guys, YouTube recommended me a video on "How to identify if a guy is gay".

Easiest would be to ask them, then again we wouldn't know if they're gonna give a straight answer.

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YouTube rewind 2019

That's it, the whole fucking joke

More people will click on a classical music youtube video if the thumbnail is Ludwig.

It's clickbeethoven

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Watching games I want to play on YouTube is like watching porn.

I can’t afford it in real life, so I just watch somebody else do it on the internet.

YouTubers love "The Legend of Zelda"...

There's almost always a Link in the description.

When do Youtubers know it’s time to retire?

When they get 401k likes

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Alright saw this in YouTube but ok

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

Spelled backwards is...

You guessed it...

A man, A plan, A canal, Panama.

I made a YouTube video about the violence I endured as a writer on board a U-boat

Just hit subscribe.

What happened to Satan’s YouTube channel?

It got demon-itized

I miss the days when the Annoying Orange was just a fictional youtube character

And not the President of the United States.

How do youtubers get in swimming pools?

They just *jump into it*

I wish Youtube would only allow videos in 1080p or higher from next year on

That would be a nice New Year's resolution.

Youtube was taken offline by the courts today for their search algorithm was facilitating paedophelia.

Their lawyers appealed the verdict immediately. But they only got an automated answer that told them to reapply in 30 days.

Why is the pH of youtube so stable?

It constantly buffers.

How is my mother-in-law similar to an anti-vaxx video on Youtube?

They both have a lot of negative comments.

Rick Astley Walks Into a Bar

I'd tell you what happened but I can't post YouTube links.

Why will the Moon replace YouTube

It has lots of big craters

This joke brought to you by my girlfriend, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school .

What's your YouTuber crush?

Mines the Hydraulic *Press* Channel

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On the eve of Joe Biden's inauguration, prominent members of the previous Democrat administrations have a Zoom call to toast the end of the Trump presidency.

Among other topics, conversation turns to Amazon and Google's targeted marketing and the methods they employ. To lighten the mood, Bill Clinton suggests that he and his former vice-president have an impromptu jam session for everyone on saxophone and bongos respectively, something they secretly did ...

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